After Descending the Mountain, Seven Big Brothers Spoil Me - Chapter 871

Chapter 871: Zhouzhou: The Divorce Mage
Zhouzhou finally stopped crying and obediently recounted what had happened. They had already known about Guo Shuai confessing to her yesterday. After all, it had just been after school, and they hadn’t had time to leave yet; they had watched the whole scene unfold. They just hadn’t expected it to develop into this.

Li Yuxin asked curiously, “Will having a boyfriend really lead to financial loss?”

“Of course!” Zhouzhou nodded her little head vigorously. “Look at me! I’ve already started to lose money after he confessed to me.”

“Just think if he actually became my boyfriend! I’d probably go bankrupt!” Zhouzhou’s face turned pale at the thought.

After causing the temple and Taoist temple to go bankrupt, would she have to bankrupt her own family too? No, she didn’t want that! Her grandparents were already so old; they couldn’t be out begging for food with her.

With that thought, Zhouzhou shook her head in rejection.

Seeing her like this, Li Yuxin was frightened and quickly said, “Then I won’t look for a boyfriend either.”

“That’s right!” Zhouzhou took her hand seriously. “My dad said boys are bad luck and affect our wealth. As long as we don’t have boyfriends, we can become little rich ladies!”

“Mm!” Li Yuxin was swayed by her logic and nodded in agreement.

Chang Beibei had long stopped believing in love and was already closed off to it, so the three of them reached a consensus.

Qin Nan and Qin Bei exchanged glances, realizing that Zhouzhou might really never get married in the future. But they thought, maybe that was a good thing.

Zhouzhou had just received her first love letter, and her uncle reacted like that–imagine how he’d react if she really got married! They couldn’t help but shudder at the thought. It was terrifying, simply too terrifying.

When school was out, Guo Shuai wanted to talk to Zhouzhou, but as soon as she spotted him, she grabbed a rock and crushed it in front of him. Then she patted her little chubby hands and stared silently at his head.

Guo Shuai broke into a cold sweat. He had a feeling that if he approached her again, the next thing she’d crush would be his head.

With that thought, he quickly turned and fled.

From that moment on, Guo Shuai completely submitted to Qin Caicai. No matter how cute she was, she was still violent! No way, he’d better find a gentle girl to date.

When Zhouzhou saw him run away, she huffed. What a bad guy! He had her losing money and still wanted to harm her. She wouldn’t hold back next time!

By the end of the day, everyone knew Zhouzhou was super fierce and that she had a habit of hitting boyfriends. Consequently, the boys who initially intended to confess to her had all given up. After all, they were still the nation’s flower buds; they weren’t ready to die yet.

A few days later, when the principal heard these rumors, he couldn’t help but twitch his mouth. Finally, he understood why Qin Lie had acted like that. His possessiveness was truly outrageous.

But as a fellow father, he could empathize. He turned to Chang Beibei and asked, “What would you do if a boy confessed to you? Would you accept?”

Chang Beibei, munching on seeds, replied, “I’d go to his house and check it out first.”

“Ah?” Principal Chang had thought of many possible answers, but he never expected her to say that. He was momentarily taken aback, puzzled. “Why would you go to his house?”

“How can I find his flaws to reject him if I don’t check out his house?” Chang Beibei said matter-of-factly.

Principal Chang: “…”

He felt like she just wanted to gossip!

He wasn’t worried about her getting abducted, but with someone who could dig up dirt with just a few words, who would dare pursue her?

Oh no, could he end up supporting her for life?

With that unsettling possibility in mind, the principal grew increasingly anxious. He might not want to let go of his daughter, but surely he hoped she could find someone else torture!

While Principal Chang had some reluctance toward his daughter, it wasn’t overwhelming.

In contrast, Qin Lie hoped Zhouzhou would never get married. Even if she didn’t marry, so what? He could afford to support her.

No one could match him and Ye Lingfeng’s prowess combined!

With no boys showing any interest in Zhouzhou for several days, Qin Lie finally sighed in relief.

After school one day, Zhouzhou bounced along with him to the overpass and set up her stall.

Not long after she sat down, her first customer arrived.

It was a girl who had just gotten off work, still dressed in business attire and looking tired. When she saw how cute Zhouzhou was, she stopped to ask for a fortune reading about her love life.

With a slightly troubled expression, she said, “My family keeps pushing me to get married. They say girls lose their value at thirty.”

Zhouzhou blinked in surprise. “Why do they say that? My grandma is over sixty, and I still think she’s a treasure! No amount of money can buy her!”

As she said this, she wrinkled her nose in displeasure.

She didn’t like this kind of talk.

Girls, no matter how old they were, were all valuable.

Her words made the girl laugh, and some of the gloom on her face lifted.

For some reason, she suddenly felt inclined to chat a bit more with the little girl.

She said, “But I really am at the age where I should get married. My family has been pushing me every year, and I even got into a fight with them over this during the New Year.”

“My mom said if I don’t get married, I’ll regret it when I’m older.”

At this, Zhouzhou shook her head repeatedly. “If you get married now, you’ll be miserable!”

If having a boyfriend caused her to lose money, then getting married would surely lead to disaster!

How terrifying that was!

Zhouzhou continued, “If you have your own money, why do you need a man? What do you need him for, to spend your money?”

She earnestly advised the girl, who was also swayed by her words. She felt a sense of resonance with the little girl.

Yes, that was how she felt!

She worked hard during the day, and at night, she had to go home and cook for a man. Just thinking about it made her frustrated!

Why not spend that time and energy on herself?

If even a child understood this principle, why didn’t she?

With that thought, a smile finally returned to her face. “Thank you, little friend.”

Zhouzhou also beamed back, showing her little teeth. “You’re welcome, big sister. Call me Master Fugui!”

Here, she was known as Ye Fugui!

The girl laughed again, left her fortune-telling fee, and walked away in high spirits, her steps much lighter.

Zhouzhou was happily counting her money when suddenly, someone pinched her earlobe.

The Ancestral Master’s voice roared in her ear, “Zhouzhou, you’re Master Fugui! Not a divorce mage!”

“Why are you acting like that when you’re supposed to be fortune-telling?!”