Devilish secretary - Chapter 186

Chapter 186: Chapter 186 Sir Sparkleton Chapter 186: Chapter 186 Sir Sparkleton Lilith bit her lip, her body buzzing with amusement.

She should have been mad.

Should have been furious that he drugged her, kidnapped her, and locked her away on a private island like some obsessive lunatic.

But instead- She found it incredibly, unbelievably entertaining.

Because if he thought he could keep her here?

Oh.

He had no idea what was coming.

She wasn’t a damsel in distress.

She wasn’t a woman who would cry and beg to be released.

No.

She was Lilith.

And if Human doll thought he could kidnap her- She would make damn sure to kidnap him right back.

Lilith walked back to her temporary room, her fingers brushing against the elegant wardrobe handle.

She wasn’t going to cry.

She wasn’t going to try escaping like some helpless damsel.

No, no.

She was Lilith.

She was simply going to get comfortable, plot her revenge, and maybe take a long nap before annoying her Human Doll back.

But just as she opened the wardrobe- Something tumbled out.

THUD!

Lilith barely dodged as a small, boxy object crashed onto the floor, flailing dramatically.

Then, to her absolute horror- It spoke.

“OUCH!

MISS LILITH!

MISS LILITH THREW ME!

MISS LILITH IS VIOLENT!

SYSTEM WARNING!

SYSTEM WARNING!” Lilith blinked.

She stared.

What… was this?

She crouched down, eyes narrowing at the strange, clunky thing in front of her.

It had a square head, two stubby arms, tiny metal legs, and laser-red eyes that flickered wildly as if suffering from an identity crisis.

It looked cheap.

It looked ugly.

It looked like it had been built by someone who had given up halfway.

“Miss Lilith is SCARY!

SYSTEM OVERHEATING!” the robot rolled onto its back.

Lilith crossed her arms.

“Did your boss send you?” The robot’s eyes flickered, processing the question in what seemed to be the slowest speed possible.

Then, it sat up with a mechanical twitch.

“YES!

YES!

BOSS SAID-‘TAKE CARE OF MISS LILITH!

MISS LILITH MUST BE HAPPY!'” Lilith’s eye twitched.

She had been kidnapped.

And her captor had the nerve to send her the world’s most annoying robot instead of facing her himself?

Unbelievable.

She squinted at the awkward-looking machine.

“Do you have a name, or should I call you Scrap Metal?” The robot froze.

For a moment, it seemed to be loading.

Then- “I AM SIR SPARKLETON, MISS LILITH!” Lilith stared.

“…Sir Sparkleton?” The robot nodded aggressively, its red eyes flashing with what she could only assume was pride.

“YES, YES!

BOSS NAMED ME!

BOSS SAID ‘IF LILITH KICKS YOU, SPARKLE LIKE A STAR!'” Lilith let out a slow breath.

Human doll.

Human doll had done this.

Her human doll, that overbearing, possessive CEO, had not only locked her on an island- But he had sent her an idiot robot with a name that sounded like a failed magician.

She dragged a hand down her face.

“Alright, Sir Sparkleton.

Get out of my way.” Sir Sparkleton hopped to his feet, raising both tiny metal arms in alarm.

“NO, NO!

MISS LILITH MUST FOLLOW SCHEDULE!

MISS LILITH MUST EAT!

MUST DRINK WATER!

MUST NOT DESTROY FURNITURE!” Lilith paused.

She tilted her head.

Then, in her sweetest, most innocent voice, she asked- “And what happens if I don’t?” Sir Sparkleton froze again.

Then, its arms flapped in panic.

“SYSTEM FAILURE!

ERROR!

ERROR!

MISS LILITH IS DISOBEDIENT!

WHAT TO DO?

WHAT TO DO?” Lilith smirked.

Oh, this was going to be fun.

Human doll thought he could keep her here?

Fine.

She would make sure Sir Sparkleton suffered first.

She closed the wardrobe and stepped back, standing a few feet away with her arms crossed and one eyebrow raised.

“Alright, Sir Sparkleton,” she said, her voice flat.

“Go get me some clothes.” The little robot froze, its red eyes flickering as if buffering.

Then- “YES, YES!

MISS LILITH NEEDS FRESH CLOTHES!

COMMAND ACCEPTED!” Lilith watched, completely unamused, as the square-headed contraption flailed its tiny metal arms and spun around.

It crashed into the wardrobe once.

Then twice.

Then, it somehow tripped over its own legs and landed on its metal face.

“ERROR!

ERROR!

SYSTEM MALFUNCTION!

WHY DOES FLOOR EXIST?!” Lilith stared.

Sir Sparkleton quickly rebooted itself, jumped back up, and flung open the wardrobe.

And that’s when things got worse.

Instead of neatly handing her an outfit, the tiny disaster of a machine began throwing clothes at her like a broken vending machine.

One by one, dresses, shirts, skirts, even socks came flying toward her face.

“CLOTHES!

CLOTHES!

MISS LILITH MUST BE HAPPY!

FASHION MODE ACTIVATED!” Lilith narrowly dodged a pair of jeans that nearly smacked her in the face.

Her eye twitched.

“Stop-” “NO, NO!

MORE CLOTHES!

MORE OPTIONS!” Sir Sparkleton did not stop.

If anything, it got worse.

It grabbed a lacy red dress and violently flung it at her, smacking her directly in the face.

Lilith slowly peeled the fabric off her head, her expression deadpan.

She exhaled sharply.

And then she kicked him.

HARD.

The square-headed menace flew across the room, spinning in the air like a dying UFO before crashing into the far wall.

“ERROR!

ERROR!

MISS LILITH IS VIOLENT AGAIN!

SYSTEM CRITICAL FAILURE!

WHY AM I HERE?!” Lilith brushed dust off her sleeve, completely expressionless.

“Useless.” She grabbed a simple, comfortable outfit from the mess on the floor and turned away, ignoring the sparks coming from Sir Sparkleton’s slightly dented head.

Meanwhile, the robot twitched on the ground, whimpering in its robotic voice.

“I WAS JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS…

SYSTEM NEEDS HUG… SYSTEM NEEDS REBOOT… HELP.” Lilith sighed, massaging her temples.

This island just kept getting dumber.

*** Lilith stepped into the luxurious bathroom, her eyes scanning the massive marble bathtub that could easily fit three people.

Well, at least human doll had good taste.

She filled the tub with warm, fragrant water, sinking into it slowly, letting the heat soothe her aching muscles.

For a while, she forgot about everything.

The kidnapping.

The private island.

The fact that she had been drugged and brought here like some rebellious runaway.

For now, she was just enjoying herself.

After what felt like forever, Lilith finally stepped out, wrapping herself in a soft towel before slipping into a white, thin dress that clung lightly to her skin, flowing around her ankles.

She combed her hair back, admiring herself in the mirror for a moment.

Not bad.

Her mood had improved significantly.

Maybe she’d even be nice to her Human Doll when she saw him.

But then- She stepped out of the bathroom.

And immediately regretted everything.

Because waiting for her, in the middle of the room, twitching and sparking slightly- Was Sir Sparkleton.

Lilith blinked.

Sir Sparkleton twitched.

Then- CREATORS’ THOUGHTS dYdairy_002 NEW CHARACTER ACTIVATED