Fake Professor, Misunderstood As Strong - Chapter 59

Chaos and plans… Part-1.
Jareth’s training room.

Jareth wiped the sweat from his forehead with a towel and stretched his body to relax a bit.

‘Sitting on one spot for continuous meditation is really a difficult task… My legs are feeling quite sore from this five-hour continuous training session…’

[Active Heal!]

To get rid of the soreness in his legs, Jareth used Active Healing once again. (Bro is literally spamming the forbidden technique on random things…)

For other’s, using ‘active heal’ is a last-ditch effort for survival, but for Jareth, this was merely an auxiliary skill that he could use at any moment, without worrying about the consequences.

Ignoring his own extravagant usage of ‘active heal’, Jareth opened the lottery panel.

‘Now that I have ten thousand CP, I can do two silver lotteries, but…’

Jareth’s eyes fell on the golden lottery,

[3. Gold Lottery: 25000 Cp]

‘No matter how I look at it, this thing is so expensive…’

Right now, Jareth was facing a dilemma: he wanted to immediately spend his CP on the silver lottery, but he also wanted to save the CP to do a gold lottery.

His brain was telling him to save the CP, and his heart was saying,

‘Just one pull won’t hurt…’ (Ah, those days of splurging on one-pulls in gacha games, How nostalgic! Never touching grass and never seeing the sun for two years, how nostalgic~)

Just when Jareth was still contemplating in his mind, his phone suddenly rang and woke him from his imaginary world.

‘Hmm, who is it now…’

Jareth waved his hand in the air, and the phone flew at him on its own.

[Basic Magic: Telekinesis!]

‘Telekinesis is so convenient…’

(Fun fact: A lazy mage invented telekinesis because he wanted to grab the TV remote without moving from the bed…)

Once the phone landed in Jareth’s hand, he accepted the call, and a familiar voice rang out in his ears.

“Hey, check the official chat group; things are going crazy there!”

Hearing Shin’s words, Jareth felt quite weird.

He ended the call and then opened the chat app to take a look.

There was already a sign of 99+ messages in the chatgroup.

With a frown over his head, Jareth opened the group, and what he saw was that a huge number of ‘shorts’ were being spammed in the group by all of the professors.

‘The f*ck are these guys doing? Do they not have anything better to do?’

Jareth was about to close the app in disappointment, but then he noticed a video with his own photo on it.

‘What’s this..’

Curious, he tapped at the video reel, which began with a gigantic Cyclops standing with a stern look on his face.

A text column appeared beside the Cyclops, as if the Cyclops were saying those words.

The words were: ‘Nah, I would win!’

And then the scene changed; Jareth was shown unharmed while the Cyclops were split in two, and half of his body was splattered on the ground.

The scene changed as deep phonk music began to blast, depicting Jareth in a Buddha pose while speaking.

‘Stand proud; you are strong, but nah~~, because throughout the spell and theories, I alone am the speed-runner one!’

Seeing that weird reel, a black line appeared over Jareth’s face.

Then he noticed that nearly all of the memes that the professors were spamming appeared to be similar.

The other one started with a wyvern glaring at Jareth, while Jareth simply placed one of his fingers on his face, and the music started.

*Bye-bye~*

Then it showed Jareth ‘Mewing’ at the wyvern.

Jareth rubbed his forehead while watching this brain rot to stop the headache.

He immediately closed his phone and went back to training in order to forget about it all.

‘Forget it; I will gather more Cp first and then do a gold lottery…’

That brain rot affected him, so he wasn’t in the mood to do anything else right now aside from staring at his own status panel.

<Status>

[Name: Jareth Blaze]

[HP: 2580/2580] [MP: 1469/1469]

[Titles: Theory Genius, Wyvern Killer, Jareth the goat, Speed-runner]

[STR: 30] [AGI: 21] [SPE:23] [DEF: 35] [INT: 65]

[Talent: Fire Affinity (Grade: 6), Mana Affinity (Grade: X), Mana Singularity (Grade: X)]

[Mana Purity: Grade: 5]

[Skills: Fire-Magic (Grade: 5), Null-Magic/Basic-Magic (Grade:–), Active Healing (Grade: 4)] (Basic magic has no grade because it entirely depends on the user’s ‘INT’ and mana control…)

[Passive Skills: Sharp Mind, External Mana Circuit]

[Personality Traits: Cold, Arrogant, Ruthless, Fearless]

[Shop] [Credit Points: 10100]

[Evaluation: The source of disturbance in the threads of fate, you have defied your destined Fate…]

Seeing that ‘Speed-runner’ title, Jareth shook his head and sighed continuously.

‘People do random bulsh*t outta nowhere!’

Then Jareth’s eyes fell on his ‘Defense’ stat, and the frown on his face deepened.

‘Ugh, spamming active heal so many times caused my stats to rise fast, but… I didn’t think that I would end up becoming so ‘tanky’ all of a sudden…’

At that moment, Jareth remembered a quote from a famous work.

‘Mages without a strong body don’t have a soul!’ (Source: Trust me bro…)

…

Artavia, A medium-sized city.

*yawnnn~*

One of the patrol squad members yawned loudly and spoke in an exhausted voice.

“Sigh, why do we have to patrol in such hot weather… Ugh, I just ate, and now I feel so sleepy…”

The taller patrol guard punched the shorter guy lightly and laughed a bit.

“Haha, lucky you! Your wife makes such good food for you after all! I am quite jealous of you, man…”

The shorter guy waved his hand at those words and spoke them in a complex tone.

“You’re not married, so you still don’t understand, man; marriage is a struggle!” My wife scolds me every time I drink even a little bit of wine! Ugh!”

“The other day she kicked me out of the house for drinking too much, and I had to sleep on the footpath, ugh… My back still hurts from sleeping on that cold floor…”

Upon hearing his friends’ words, the tall guard shook his head and spoke.

“Well, that’s your fault; if you keep doing that all the time, I won’t be surprised if she beat you’re a*s one day…”

The short guard was about to continue his complaints when a stone spike suddenly flew into the air, blasting the man’s head off in an instant.

Before the other guard could react, another spike came flying, which blasted off a massive hole in his chest, killing him instantly too.

Just a few seconds ago, the two of them were still chatting happily about their lives, and now they lay there as corpses. (As they say, life is strange and unpredictable… enjoy it to the fullest when you still have the time…)

*kahhaaahaaakkkkkkk*

A huge swarm of demonized bees came flying from the forest area and rushed inside the city to massacre people without wasting a single second.

The city guards stared at the sky in horror and shouted.

“What happened to the magic barrier! How are there monsters here-”

As more and more people began to die immediately, chaos ensued.

*kekekekehhehehehe*

Abella, the ‘Nightmare’, appeared in the sky and began to laugh at the misery of the people below.

“Yeah! This is it! Kill them all! Harvest all of the souls here!”

Abella summoned a large number of demonized worms to mummify the dead bodies and suck their souls out of them.

No one was spared, not even children and newborns.

The demon spiders transformed the city’s government officials into a liquefied, acidic substance before they could even send an SOS.

Abella laughed wholeheartedly at that senseless slaughter and shouted in a happy tone.

“Yeah! Die, you pathetic ants! I am stronger, so I can rule those below me!…. I am stronger, I am smarter, I am better! I am better than you all!!”

At Abella’s words, the whole populace was terrified, but a bold young man still dared to look Abella in the eyes.

The young man mustered his courage and shouted at the top of his lungs.

“Can you beat G*ku, though?”

Abella was momentarily stunned upon hearing the young man’s words.

She was not some ancient witch; she knew all too well about modern shows and other things, so she was shocked at the boldness of that young man.

*Dead Silence~*

The terrified people and the monsters all stopped to look at the young man for a second.

Abella cleared her throat and said,

“Cough, Ahem… W-we don’t talk about that….”

As if he understood her words, the young man nodded his head,

“Understandable… very relatable…”

The young man, along with the others, began to flee. (He was trying to buy time, actually… it may seem strange but it was an excellent move…)

Abella waved her hand and shouted at her minions.

“Kill them all!”

And the carnival of death continued in an instant.

The affected person moaned in excruciating pain as the parasitic worms forcefully entered their bodies through their mouths or ears and ate them up from the inside.

Gigantic bees blew holes into people’s bodies.

Internal organs, guts, and blood splattered everywhere. Blood flowed through the streets like water, and dense miasma covered the whole city in its grasp.

(Fun fact: The only survivor of this incident was the guy who questioned Abella as he got buried under the rubble and made it out alive later…)

Eventually, the news about this incident reached the ears of the Blaze family that ruled over this territory, and chaos ensued right after.