Fake Professor, Misunderstood As Strong - Chapter 92

A ‘Date’ to be remembered! (Mark X Risa) Part-1.
Hotel Night Camper, Dining hall.

While sitting on a chair beside the dining table, Shin said, with a complicated look on his face,

“D*mn bruh… Why is this dining table so long!”

Shin’s bewildered shout was indeed justified; the dining table in this massive hall is extremely long.

All students and the professors can sit beside it on the same side, and there will still be no overcrowding at all.

Gazid nodded his head in response to Shin’s words.

“This table is just as long as the ‘monster corpse processing unit’ in my laboratory; all the dead monsters are stored there for processing…”

“Believe me, when you look at monsters lined up on a massive table, they look absolutely stunning and beautiful!”

“If you have such long tables, you can even extract their intestines and put them on full display! Ehehehe…”

Hearing Gazid’s words, some students nearly lost their appetite; if not for the fact that Yoseh was glaring at him, he might not have stopped talking about those monster corpses.

Ignoring the chatter, Jareth glanced at Shin and inquired.

“You were going to come with your wife, didn’t you? What happened? Did she kick you out of the house?”

Hearing Jareth’s words, black lines appeared all over Shin’s face, and she replied in a sad voice.

“Ugh… Don’t even mention it… I accidentally mistook her stylish lipstick for a ‘crayon’ and used it to grade some paper… and then she was so angry that she kicked me out of the house… I had to sleep on the floor…”

*PFFFFTTTF, HAHAHAHAHA*

Yoseh, Thomas, and other professors couldn’t suppress themselves and ended up laughing at those words out loud.

Even some students were secretly laughing while trying their best to hide it from Shin for fear of getting scolded.

Upon hearing everyone laughing at him, Shin became enraged and said,

“But you can’t blame me for that, right? It’s the fault of the manufacturing company that they made it in such a way! How the f*ck am I supposed to know about women’s makeup products!!”

Upon hearing Shin’s words, Yoesh wiped the moisture from the corner of her eyes that had appeared due to excessive laughter and inquired in a curious tone.

“By the way, what brand was that lipstick?”

Shin shook his head and replied.

“Er… it had ‘Namo..’ or something written on it… I didn’t properly look at the name-”

Hearing Shin’s words, Yoseh’s eyes widened in surprise.

“What!? That’s the most expensive lipstick brand! They only make limited edition stuff… You used that thing like crayon!? You are horrible!! Be thankful that she didn’t divorce you right away!!”

Shin was taken aback by that and asked in a panicked tone,

“It’s just a lipstick; surely it can’t be that big of a deal, right?”

Yoseh shook her head and said,

“Well, imagine you just bought a brand new, highest-spec graphic card for your computer, and your wife used that thing as a vegetable cutting board…. How will you feel then?”

“Or you can see it that way… What if she deletes all of your game progress? How would you feel at the time? That’s the kind of thing you did to her…”

Only after Yoseh told it in a language that a guy could understand did Shin figure out the seriousness of the situation.

“Er… that will surely make me upset…”

*cough!!*

“Guys, will you stop talking about all this random stuff?”

Seeing that Shin and Yoseh were going to keep talking about lipsticks and graphic cards, Thomas hurriedly interjected.

If he let them talk, they might keep going at it all night long.

However, after hearing those words, Shin gave Thomas a glance of disapproval.

“Come on, man, we are on vacation; let us talk freely…”

Thomas shook his head and replied in a calm tone.

“Surely no one wants to hear about how you mercilessly butchered a branded lipstick for no reason at all…”

Hearing those words, Shin couldn’t help but dodge his eyes.

“Er, d-don’t mention that, bruh… I feel guilty enough already…”

…

After hearing the conversation between the professors, Risa glanced at Mark and said,

“I don’t use makeup… but I can slice my finger and give it to you… You can use the dripping blood to grade papers…”

Mark was so taken aback by those words that he nearly fell down from his chair.

“The f*ck are you talking about!? What’s wrong with your head, girl!? Are you still feeling ill or something!?”

(Friendly warning: Don’t try this at home. Risa is a professional assassin, and she is over 18 years old. If you aren’t skilled in the way of assassination, don’t try this sh*t at all….)

Risa had no choice but to back off after seeing such an adverse reaction from Mark.

Although she is quite messed up in the head, she still doesn’t want to make Mark hate her, so she always tries to keep the bottom line.

But sometimes she ends up spouting random, horrific stuff out of habit.

“Er… but I want to spend more time with you…”

Upon hearing those words, Mark shook his head,

“Cutting your own finger off and giving it to me doesn’t mean that you get to accompany me… instead of doing something like that…”

“We can just go and hang out like normal, okay… Just don’t do that kind of freakish thing…”

A smile appeared on Risa’s face as she heard him agree to hang out with her.

This simply meant that he agreed to go on a date with her!

She was so happy that she immediately forgot about that idea of chopping fingers.

If she can accompany him as a whole, then why just not do it! That’s even better.

“Okay!”

Seeing that Risa agreed, Mark heaved a sigh of relief.

‘Phew~ nearly had a heart attack after hearing her weird idea… Sometimes I wonder what even goes on inside her head all the time…’

If Mark had the ability to read minds, he would have been completely terrified by the constant thoughts Risa harbors.

Thankfully, he doesn’t have to hear her praise his handsomeness hundreds of times in her mind.