Flashy Adventurer System : Show Off to Get Stronger! - Chapter 332

Chapter 332: Slapfest
“Where could those damned bandits be?” Shye muttered as he walked deeper into the lair, passing through the prison and the captains’ quarters while looking for the remaining bandits.

He was sure that the bandits he and Seira killed were but a small number of their total population.

Upon arriving at a suspiciously empty lobby, Shye’s assumptions were proven correct as grating chuckles echoed from the surrounding hallways.

Soon after, around eighty bandits, including the two remaining captains, appeared.

“Hehehe, I thought the invader was a female?” A muscular yet feminine man with long pink hair, unusually long eyelashes, and make-up on his face said, licking his lips as he looked seductively at Shye. “Can I have a taste of that delectable, attractive lips and muscular physique after we capture him, big brother?”

Hearing the man’s voice and seeing him emerge from the shadows, Shye felt a distressing chill down his spine, alarm bells rang inside his head as a single thought echoed in his mind: ‘I can allow myself to be captured by anyone except for this strange bastard!’

Somehow, he understood that he would have the most unpleasant of experiences should he allow himself to fall into the clutches of this…weird man.

‘Appraisal!’

[Name]: Arsel Rouge

[Level]: 69

[Occupation]: Bandit (Vice-leader)

[Class]: Warrior

[Skills]: [Power Slash Lv.5] [Dash Lv.5] [Enhance Agility Lv.3] [Enhance Strength Lv.3] [Enhance Dexterity Lv.3] [(Dark)Dark Stab Lv.3(Uncommon)] [Tri-Sword Cut Lv.3(Uncommon)] [Black Lightning Sword Lv.2 (Uncommon)] [Thousand-Blade Slash Lv.2 (Rare)]

[Strength: 140]

[Intelligence: 30]

[Agility: 130]

[Dexterity: 135]

[Stamina: 110]

[Vitality: 120]:

[Wisdom: 25]

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‘Heh…This weirdo’s stats aren’t bad…However, it’s far from being enough to deal with me!’ Shye confidently thought, glancing at the man beside Arsel, whom the latter called big brother.

‘Appraisal!’

Seeing that the man’s stats were only slightly higher than Arsel’s, Shye looked at the bandits in disdain, not intimidated in the slightest.

‘It seems that only the boss could pose a threat to me…’

“We shall hand him over to the boss first. After that, let’s see if he would give this intruder to you.”

“Ehh~ Stingy…”

Hearing the brothers talk about him as though he had already been captured, a hint of anger made its way into Shye’s heart.

“Hahaha! An idiot and a weirdo…capturing me? Stop dreaming. I can kill both of you in one hit!” Shye insulted, capturing the attention of the twins.

“Hoh? Big brother…this toy dares speak to us like this? I like him more and more…Can I be the one to teach him a lesson? Pleasee~?”

“Tch, as the big brother, I should be the one beating him to a pulp for what he said…However, I shall allow you this once.”

“Thank you! My big brother is truly the best!”

Shye cringed at the twins’ delusional conversation, however, it fueled his desire to slap them so hard to the point where all of their teeth would fall out.

If he allowed even one of them to retain a single tooth after he was done with them, then he wouldn’t be Shye Crowley!

“Heh, delusional. Come on, let’s start this already. I can’t waste time here as I still need to beat the crap out of your boss.”

Realizing that Shye was still acting arrogant, the strange Arsel finally couldn’t take it anymore and charged forward with a hint of fury.

He liked young men with aesthetically pleasing facial features and muscular physiques, however, he liked them submissive.

Hence, he wanted to beat Shye into submission.

Unfortunately, all that was beaten up was his face as the wind violently parted, making way for a wide-open hand with an exposed palm.

*PAH!*

The crisp sound of a palm making a forceful yet intimate contact with a cheek echoed across the lair, causing the surrounding bandits to slightly wince, including Arven.

Not long after, 32 teeth were forcefully expelled, accompanied by saliva and blood, scattering across the ground as a pitiful “UEEEH!” erupted from Arsel’s mouth.

Unfortunately, before Arven was able to gather his wits to help his younger brother, Shye already grabbed the collar of Arsel’s shirt, giving him five more full-powered slaps, causing him to immediately pass out.

“Y-YOU BASTARD!! ARSEL!! HOW DARE YOU BEAT MY LITTLE BROTHER UP?! EVERYONE, CHAAAARGE!!”

Utterly furious, Arsel ordered all of his lackeys, including the two captains, to charge forward and jump Shye.

Throwing the unconscious Arsel to the side as though he was yesterday’s garbage, Shye courageously advanced.

He then started slapping the crap out of everyone who got in range.

Even Arven, who had a tough physique, passed out after three slaps.

Naturally, the bandit lackeys, who had weaker constitutions, fainted after just one—their teeth, blood, and saliva littered the ground as unconscious bodies swiftly piled up.

Witnessing the humiliating fate of his lackeys, whose numbers were quickly dwindling, Arven sprang into action, drawing the long sunderblade on his back before madly rushing towards Shye with a fierce expression.

He was a stern guy and never had he and his little brother experienced such humiliation.

Hence, fury swiftly took control of his heart, prompting him to advance without thinking much.

Due to the anger in his heart, Arven didn’t even realize that his little brother, who was almost as strong as him, was slapped unconscious, and that he would probably suffer the same fate.

Indeed, after the two captains were slapped to oblivion, Shye immediately turned his attention to the angry Arven.

“Hahahaha! I told you, I can easily kill all of you. I’m not even using my greatswords yet!”

Shye’s words allowed logic to once again take control of Arven’s mind, prompting him to quickly analyze the situation.

Realizing that he still had around four lackeys to use as a meat shield, Arven swiftly turned around, madly darting towards his boss Conn-Thor’s room.

Shye naturally observed Arven’s actions, sparking an immediate urge in him to pursue and incapacitate Arven.

However, his mind quickly intervened, presenting another sound plan that halted his actions.

Ultimately, he allowed Arven to escape, knocking the remaining four bandits out before swiftly giving chase.

With all of the gap closers he had in his arsenal, Shye quickly caught up.

He then secretly followed Arven.

‘Why should I look for the boss’ room when I can simply use one of his lackeys as a guide?’