God of Milfs: The Gods Request Me To Make a Milf Harem - Chapter 58

Chapter 58: Eggs, Bacon And Some Ass On The Side
“Three times every day?” His lips curled up. “Isn’t that a little too many times even for you, Abi? Are you the reason why we pay so much for bathing products every month?”

“B-But but…” She wanted to argue back to her son and defend her case, but she didn’t know what to say, as she herself knew that the number of times she washed her butt was overkill.

“I-I only wash myself that many times since it’s a very dirty place, and I’m never really sure if I cleaned myself properly there.” She admitted it with an ashamed look on her face, as if she had been caught doing something bad. “If not, I wouldn’t be cleaning myself that many times.”

“Oh, so you’re just sensitive to that type of thing.” He realised, and didn’t seem too surprised. “That makes a lot of sense, since your mother is just like you.”

“Mommy also washes her behind; more than one should?” She asked about her imaginary mother, who also seemed to take personal cleanliness seriously.

“Not anymore. But she used to do that while we were still dating since she was such a stickler for keeping herself clean that she would keep a separate bottle of body lotion just to clean her ass.” He revealed another truth to his daughter, which made her wonder if she should do that too.

“Why did she stop? Did she realise that she was just overthinking?” She admired this mother of hers who got over her obsessive problem, unlike her.

“No, rather than stopping herself. I made her realise that she wasn’t unclean at all and that she didn’t need to be worried about her behind at all.”

“How did you do that?” Her ears perked up when she heard that her son knew how to get rid of this OCD she had and wanted to try it herself.

“It’s simple, really.” He said like it was nothing much to solve her problem. “I just ate out her raw ass so many times that she realised that she didn’t need to wash her butt so many times to keep it clean, since I always devoured her ass like I was feasting on the most scrumptious meal while looking like I was always having the time of my life.”

She was expecting some mental trick to cure her OCD or some habit she needed to pick up, so that she could stop washing herself that many times. But her son’s solution was so out of the park that her face flushed profusely even though she didn’t exactly know what he meant by ‘eating her ass raw’ ,and only knew that it was something dirty with how lecherous her son’s eyes looked now.

“At first, she thought I would be disgusted with eating her ass and was worried that I wouldn’t want to be with her anymore after tasting her body down there. But after feeling my lips inside her anus enough times, she realised that I didn’t mind at all.” He continued to tell how he cured her mother’s concerns, while ignoring how embarrassed his daughter looked in his arms. “And when she knew that her partner didn’t mind her dirtiest part, she didn’t feel so self-conscious about it anymore and stopped washing her butt so many times.”

“But of course, because I had eaten her ass out so many times, she had gotten a taste for it and would often ask me to push my mouth against her bum.” He sighed and talked about the new problem that came into place once the old problem was gone. “Sometimes she wouldn’t even say anything, and I would just see her on bed on all fours, while she spread her ass so wide that I could clearly see her delicate and purple anus.”

“I didn’t need to be a rocket engineer to know what she wanted.” He chuckled while using his pointer and middle finger to spread open his daughter’s anus, like he was trying to relive those good times through her.

“B-But daddy, I still don’t understand what you mean by eating mom’s butt out…Hnnn~…” She spoke as her seductive voice leaked out while her son fingered her anus.

“Oh right. I forgot that you’re still young and don’t know much about the adult world.” She said, which made her feel ashamed at her lack of knowledge regarding those types of topics when her own son knew so much. “What I mean when I say that I ate your mom’s ass is that I treat your mother’s ass like a delicacy and thoroughly devour it until no crumbs remain.”

“As a matter of fact, I actually did eat some food out of your mom last week when I stuffed that pumpkin pie into her buttcheeks, and ate the entire thing without using my hands.” She still didn’t understand his words, but she didn’t have the guts to ask as his words were getting even more vulgar by the moment. “I even had to stick my tongue deep into her since some of the stuffing went into her hole, and it took some effort to lick her butt clean.”

Even though she couldn’t understand anything he was saying, she still nodded her head just to keep her face as the adult in this scenario. But her unconditional nodding to what her son was saying came with consequences, as she even nodded her head when he said

“You know what? Rather than telling you what it means, I should probably let you experience it for yourself…So for tomorrow, why don’t I cook up some scrambled eggs and bacon, lay you out on the dining table, stuff some of those golden eggs and greasy meat into your cheeks, and I’ll let you experience what it means to have your ass eaten out, literally and figuratively.”

What her son said was something that she simply couldn’t comprehend and was a little too perverted for her to imagine, so half of what he said phased out her mind. And all she knew was that she agreed to do something with eggs, bacon, and her butt tomorrow morning, which would probably make her not leave the house and not appear in public for a few days because of how shameful it was.