Guide to tame my villainous husbands - Chapter 199

Chapter 199: A failed experiment Chapter 199: A failed experiment Thwack!  Like a meteor crashing down from the sky, Madam Lian fell to the ground.

Her hands were twisted at an inhuman angle, while her remaining foot fell on the ground with a thud before the region below her ankle twisted a complete one hundred eighty degrees which caused her foot to face the sky even though she was lying on her stomach on the ground.  Half of her teeth had been knocked out from her mouth and blood was dripping down her jaw.

It was a horrible sight which made everyone wince, those who were thinking of pinching the chubby cheeks of the little squirrel immediately took a step back as they looked at the little firecracker that was capable of making loud explosions.  Mo Qiang looked at Madam Lian who now resembled a human patty and walked closer to her before carefully examining her.  Hands broken –check.

Leg broken —check.

Teeth knocked out—check.

With this condition even if Madam Lian was to recover she will not be able to live her life like a normal human.

Mo Qiang nodded her head with satisfaction coating every inch of her face and then patted Xiao Jiao’s furry head.

” You have done a good job, Xiao Jiao.”  Everyone else: “…..”  They must have been dreaming thinking that Mo Qiang had gotten kinder!

This woman was still the spawn of the devil and if anything she was even more worse than before!  ” You…You liwed tou meh….” Madam Lian who was lying on the ground spoke with a lisp as she looked at Mo Qiang and glared at her.

” Yew shaid thawt ets nawt a espirit!”  ” What do you mean I lied to you?” Mo Qiang faked an affronted look as she placed her hand on her chest and then shook her head in disbelief before saying in an exasperated tone.

” How can I lie to you about something like this?

It’s not like I am someone who could make such a lie up.

I said that you were going to be hit by a squirrel whose punch is smaller than that of a pebble and that’s what happened!

Why are you blaming me if you couldn’t withstand the attack.”  Madam Lian’s chest heaved as she glared at Mo Qiang, she was sure that the woman was lying to her.

There was no way a puny squirrel the size of a small rock would be able to hit her so hard!  ” Y…Yew are lying…” she spat through gritted teeth.

” A flwying squirrel doesn’t hit sho bawd!”  “That’s right, Miss Qiang,” said Fu Zhao with her hand resting on the side of her cheek.

She was a bit startled when she saw a squirrel sending Madam Lian up in the air, but now that she had calmed down, she too thought that it was a bit weird that a squirrel that size sent someone as big as Madam Lian up in the air.

” Though I hate to agree with Madam Lian but this is indeed surprising… I have never seen a squirrel that strong.”  “That’s because I am not–” Xiao Jiao opened her mouth to announce her identity but she was stopped by Mo Qiang.

Though no one can understand the chi chi and chu chu that she made, Mo Qiang could not be sure of Fu Zhao, that woman gave her a feeling which was similar to that of a black panther hiding in the dark forest.  Who knows maybe she might be able to understand the squeaking of Xiao Jiao?

The last thing she needed was a sadistic, psychotic Empress on her arse with a hair-biting squirrel and three husbands whose bellies were filled with nothing but bad ideas.

” Aiya, that’s because my dear pet is a pitiful little thing who is a victim of those evil scientists,” Mo Qiang spoke with a very dreadful sigh as she cupped her cheek on the side, Xiao Jiao turned her head so fast that her neck cracked as soon as she heard Mo Qiang announce that she was victim of some evil scientist’s experiment.  Wh… what was this woman saying?

She was ruining her reputation!  Xiao Jiao wanted to say something but her mouth was shut tightly by Mo Qiang.

She could only make muffled sounds which were extremely pitiful but the more she noises that she made, the more Mo Qiang gripped her tighter.  ” That evil scientist wanted to make my poor little pet some sort of mega macho monster but she failed and then threw this poor life away… with my kind heart, how can I leave it alone?

I brought it with me,” Mo Qiang continued speaking with a tearful sob.

It would have been believable if Xiao Jiao did not let out a sharp squeal at that moment before kicking and hitting Mo Qiang.  Seeing her struggle like this, Mo Qiang sighed and buried her in her bosom.

” Don’t worry about her, she is still a bit terrified of that incident, everything is all right there is no need for you to worry.

I am here with you.”  ” Mhmm…Mhmm!” I will eat your babies!

Let go of me!  While Mo Qiang patted Xiao Jiao and the latter fought with her with all her might, the scene was both funny and chaotic.  Fu Zhao looked at the scene in front of her with twitching lips and then asked, ” Are you saying that your pet squirrel is nothing but a failed experiment?”  “That’s right your majesty,” Mo Qiang smiled at Fu Zhao ignoring the struggle of Xiao Jiao who was quite upset upon hearing the question that Fu Zhao asked, how can she be not upset?

That woman was her lady crush and Mo Qiang was skillfully making her some weird mutant in front of her lady crush!  However, Mo Qiang did not listen to the complaints which were spoken by Xiao Jiao and continued speaking, “It is a pitiful little thing, your majesty.

I wished to keep it hidden from others but sigh sometimes we have to do what we have to do…so, your majesty?

Does our earlier deal still stand?

After all, Madam Lian couldn’t even stand in front of a failed experiment.”