Guide to tame my villainous husbands - Chapter 296

Chapter 296: The fruit of craziness, I ate it.

Chapter 296: The fruit of craziness, I ate it.

” If you keep standing on your feet then they will feed you even more golden orbs but if you fail then they will beat for you letting them down as they were being hospitable and yet you did not respect them, The Drunken Dancing Monkeys are quite particular about the etiquettes,” explained Mo Xifeng as the Drunken Dancing Monkey who was slapping Yi Lim threw her aside and then turned her attention to the other woman.  ‘ Damned if you do and damned if you don’t,’ Mo Qiang bit her bottom lip hard as she stared at the Drunken Dancing Monkey who turned his attention to the second pair of contestants Tan Yi and Mo Su.

The two of them were a couple and it explains why Mo Su tried to save his boyfriend but in the end nothing happened, Tan Yi went crazy and started to bang his head on the trunk of the tree while Mo Su laughed and cried lost in his own world where he was blaming his boyfriend for letting him down.

Both of them were slapped down by the Drunken Dancing Monkeys as they did not pay attention to their etiquette.  Once the two pairs were dealt with the Drunken Dancing Monkeys who were surrounding them turned to look at Mo Qiang and Mo Xifeng.

Seeing their advance towards the two of them, Mo Qiang took a step back and then said, ” Th…They are coming right here, aren’t they Xifeng ?”  ” I guess they are,” Mo Xifeng raised her sword in the air as she eyed the group of Drunken Dancing Monkeys though she wasn’t scared of dealing with this group of Drunken Dancing Monkeys, Mo Xifeng knew that Drunken Dancing Monkeys were highly protective of their group.  And among their group, the biggest and strongest monkey was declared as the leader.

From the looks of it, the leader and the rest of the group weren’t here but if she was to hurt these Drunken Dancing Monkeys then they would surely call for help.  If that happens, Mo Xifeng lowered her eyes as a cold glint flashed in those electric blue.

If this was another dimension, she might have been able to take care of these Drunken Dancing Monkeys but in their own territory, while surrounded by the golden glowing orbs fruits, it was nearly impossible for her to beat them up.  ” Run,” she said after carefully thinking through everything.  ” What?” Mo Qiang thought that they were going to fight the Drunken Dancing Monkeys but Mo Xifeng did not say anything instead she caught her wrist and then pulled her to the other side of the forest while trying to keep a distance from the golden glowing orb fruits.  Just as Mo Qiang was feeling confused about why they did not face the Drunken Dancing Monkeys, Xiao Jiao snapped at her harshly, ” Don’t even think about fighting with them.

Those are not only crazy drunkards they are quite protective of their group, if you hurt one of those drunken monkeys, you will end up getting invited to tea by their leader.”  ” Oh,” Mo Qiang muttered before silently writing another note that she needed to complain about to the Gods when she die.

Once her soul walks past the door of the underworld, she was surely going to ask for compensation!  ” However,” as soon as Xiao Jiao said that word, Mo Qiang felt a chill climb up her spine.

She turned to look at Xiao Jiao with a tired expression and said, ” Please don’t…”  ” I am not trying to force you,” shrugged Xiao Jiao with an attitude of do whatever you want to do.

” But if you get those golden glow orbs from those monkeys, you can make wine, jam and even juice.

Once they are dealt carefully by your green fingers, we can not only neutralize the toxins inside those mutated grapes but you will be the first one to successfully make fruit wine along with wine … Mo Qiang just think about how much money you will be able to make with those grapes.

All the bars in the Imperial Star along with the other stars will die to sign a contract with you.

In just one sweep you will be able to live in a palace the one you always dreamed of.

But if you don’t want to do it then I will not force you.”  ‘ How can I refuse if you put it like that!?’ Mo Qiang screamed in her heart.

She turned to look at the Drunken Dancing Monkeys and then turned on her King of the Jungle aura as she stopped in the middle of the path.

It was going to be fine, if she was the owner of the green fingers, nothing should happen to her right?  She turned to look at Xiao Jiao who nodded and then stated, ” Your life will not be in danger.

At most, you will feel a bit tipsy.

But I can’t be sure so try to make sure you don’t eat anything.”  ” Sister Qiang?” Mo Xifeng who was running along with the terrified camerawomen turned to look at Mo Qiang who stood in front of the group of Drunken Dancing Monkeys.  ” Oi, you monkeys!” Mo Qiang pointed at the Drunken Dancing Monkeys who stopped in the middle because they were startled by the humans who dared to face them.

” I am not scared of you, you hear me!

You cannot do shit to me if you have the guts to try to make me drunk!”  Back then when she was socializing with her managers and bosses, most of her male colleagues tried to get her drunk but she was able to hold her liquor quite well.

And this body of hers was also a drunkard, it should be, all right?  And there was also King of the Jungle Aura, it should make the Drunken Dancing Monkeys friendly towards her right?

The Drunken Dancing Monkeys looked at each other before they glanced at Mo Qiang and then pelted her with golden glowing orbs causing her to cover her face and hands, ” Hey what is this…why are you doing this to me?” [ The more friendlier Drunken Dancing Monkeys are the more violent they become.]  –The wise words of the blue screen.  Mo Qiang looked at the words on the screen before she turned to look at the Drunken Dancing Monkeys and screamed, ” Hey stop it — gulp.”  ” S…Sister?” Mo Xifeng felt her heart jump in her throat hoping that she misheard the gulp but then Mo Qiang turned to look at her stiff as a robot and then with a terrified expression said, ” I …I think I ate it.”  —- To those who voted grapes congratulations you were right!

The smutty chapter is coming by tomorrow lol.

I hope I do justice to it.  And those who like this book please don’t forget to vote for Mo Qiang in the favourite character contest!

I would love it if you keep voting for her.

I don’t think we will win with how tough the competition is, the other characters are way too above mine lol…but I hope we can at least clear the first three or two rounds.