Guide to tame my villainous husbands - Chapter 355

Chapter 355: Collapsed Ground Chapter 355: Collapsed Ground Mo Qiang looked at the dizzy herd of Violet Mountains cows.

Her eyes wide in disbelief, she turned to look at  Shao Hui and then once again whipped her head to look at the stumbling Violet Mountains cows.  Something clicked in her head and she turned to look at Xiao Jiao who smirked at her and said, ” Do you get it now?” ” I do, but that doesn’t mean that I don’t like it,” Mo Qiang stated with a blank expression on her face.

She turned to the blue screen that finally lit up and soon words jumbled in front of Violet Mountain cows’ weakness section.  [ Weakness: Melodies.

Causes dizziness and sleepiness.] ” Oh man, I never knew that they were this weak to melodies,” commented Tan Si from the side as she looked at the Violet Mountains cows who were now calmer than a golden carrier pigeon.  ” If Shao Hui continues to play melody, will they go to sleep?” Mo Qiang asked Xiao Jiao, she was well aware of the singing capacity of Mo Qiang and herself, if she were to open her mouth and sing, Mo Qiang was certain that she had to bury herself in the ground out of embarrassment.  Xiao Jiao turned her head and looked at Mo Qiang before replying, ” Of course but then they will not listen to your commands, they will listen to Shao Hui’s, only those whose melody makes the Violet Mountain Cows sleep will be their master.

Think of it as a software reboot.

Violet Mountain Cows have sharp senses which is why they cannot sleep.

If you make them sleep then they will follow you without question.” Mo Qiang did not expect something like this to happen.

For a while, she stood speechlessly before she rubbed the space between her eyebrows and then said to Xiao An, ” Level up the serenade and poetic skill.” [ Sure thing.]  [ Using 360 Favourability points.] [ Serenade and poetic skills levelled up to level 3]  ” Now you can start,” Xiao Jiao said to Mo Qiang who shot her a stinky look before turning to look at the blue screen in front of her.

To her surprise, Xiao An had already displayed the song that it wanted her to sing.

Fck my life.  Though Mo Qiang was annoyed, she still cleared her throat and hummed before she started to sing in an off-tuned voice.

” Oh, my black-haired beauty,  You make my heart race.

With eyes as green as fresh pickles You are so enchanting.” Mo Qiang finished the song on a high note that sounded like a chicken getting strangled.

Good thing, the Violet Mountain Cows were asleep, the bad thing was the entire team was looking at her as if she had gone crazy including Shao Hui who was staring at her as if silently telling her not to sing if she could not sing even if her life depended on it.  ” Sister..” Mo Xifeng wanted to say something to Mo Qiang but then she thought about it and decided that it was too late for that.  ” There is no need,” Mo Qiang stopped Mo Xifeng as she knew what the latter wanted to say, after all, she wasn’t deaf and she heard her deadly singing bad enough to raise the dead from the ground.  She looked at the now asleep Violet Mountain Cows and didn’t know what to say anymore.

Her singing was just as bad as it was in her past life, back then the kids in the orphanage used to tell her that her singing was similar to a hyena trying to express her love through songs.  While the people in the cave dwellings looked like they were questioning their lives, in the high imperial palace, Fu Qi Hong was staring at the floating broadcasting device with blushing cheeks.

He was hiding half of his face behind a pillow while his eyes were staring at the screen with a dewy look in his eyes.

His gaze did not move away from Mo Qiang, he then turned to look at Xiao Wan and ordered, ” Go and record the segment where she is confessing her love for me.” He cupped his cheek and sighed, ” Though I have no intention of accepting her proposal since she has confessed to me in such a romantic way, I shall reluctantly take her sincerity as I’m not hard-hearted enough to ignore such a confession.”  Xiao Wan looked at his master and then turned to look at the screen where nothing but silence could be heard before asking,” Master are you sure?

I mean Miss Qiang sang that song because she wanted to make those Violet Mountain Cows asleep.

I don’t think that she was confessing to you.”  Though his master was delusional, there was no way he was this delusional right?  However Xiao Wan was bound to be disappointed as Fu Qi Hong smiled at him with a ‘ you don’t understand look,’ and then with a high and mighty voice said,” That’s where you are wrong.

Didn’t you hear what she sang just now?

She used the words black-haired beauty with fresh pickled eyes.

Is she not singing about me?”  He then turned to look at Mo Qiang on the screen and huffed before saying, ” To think that she would sing praises about me even in such a situation.

I don’t even know what to say anymore.”  ‘ Even I don’t know what to say anymore,’ Xiao Wan said in his head.

He shot a speechless look to his master but did not say anything.

Instead, he walked over to the broadcasting screen and quietly trimmed the part where Mo Qiang was singing while silently questioning the taste of his master, he knew that Fu Qi Hong had a screw loose somewhere but even so, how can he like something like this?

Just listening to Mo Qiang makes his head throb.  Mo Qiang had no idea that someone had especially recorded her singing and even misunderstood it as a confession.

She was currently trying to be off the embarrassment that was rolling off her body even with her thick skin, she couldn’t help but lower her head.  ‘It is all right, Mo Qiang.

In a normal human life span, a person goes through various things including ones where they would wish to kill themselves off but is it worth it?  Of course it isn’t, as long as you get the job done nothing else matters!’ Mo Qiang told herself again and again in her head before turning to look at her team members and saying, ” Go and put those Violet Mountain Cows in cages that we brought with us make sure not to wake them up.”  [She is pretending as if the mini off-key concert did not happen] [ She totally is.]  [ Sucks to be Mo Qiang but I just recorded her singing, so it definitely happened.]  [ Guess what me too]  [ Oh my black-haired beauty ~] [ Eyes as green as fresh pickles ~]  [ Woooh ~] [ Is it just me or did Miss Qiang confess to Prince Qi Hong?] [ You think so too right?

Glad I wasn’t the only one.] Mo Qiang looked at the comments that were teasing her before her gaze fell on the comments that were saying that she was confessing to Fu Qi Hong.

Her left eye twitched as she turned to the blue screen and said to Xiao An, ” Couldn’t you have given me another song?

Now everyone thinks that I confessed to Fu Qi Hong.”  She hoped that Fu Qi Hong was not watching the live broadcast or else she wouldn’t be able to wash herself clean even if she were to jump in the Yellow River.

Especially given that Fu Qi Hong had a mother who could kill her by just raising her eyelids.

  [Hmm?

I’m just watching this series where the female lead confesses to the male lead by singing these lines.

These lines are quite popular in our celestial world but now I understand it’s the voice of the female lead that made all the difference, hearing you sing made me hate these lines.

I don’t think I will be able to hear this song again without being reminded of your awful singing.] [ I hope you know you just ruined my favourite series.]  Mo Qiang: “…”  Just come out of the screen once, I promise I will ruin more than your series.  Though Mo Qiang wanted to say quite a few words to Xiao An, she refrained as there were children as young as ten years old watching the live broadcast if not, she would have definitely given a lesson to Xiao An.  She huffed before turning to look at Shao Hui and smiled, for the first time he looked quite easy on the eyes.    ” Thank you for helping me out, I owe you one,” she told Shao Hui.

Her words caused Shao Hui to snap out of his daze, he blinked and replied, ” Yeah all right– NO!

That’s not what I wanted to tell you!

I called you because I wanted to tell you that Violet Mountain Cows don’t stampede unless there is a predator in the vicinity.” ” Preda– what?” No sooner did Mo Qiang question, Shao Hui, than the ground under her feet collapsed and screams broke out all over the dwelling.  —  I have a 105.7 F fever aka malaria.

I apologise for the lack of updates but I’m in no condition to write, I didn’t expect to fall sick so suddenly but I hope you all will understand that this is not under my control.

Thank you.