Harem Streamer System: Every Crime I Broadcast Wins Me a Superheroine - Chapter 146

Chapter 146: Intimacy Problems!
Shadow’s hands were still firmly planted on Invisible Woman’s chest.

Soft. Full. Tempting.

His mind, on the other hand? Completely blank.

He stared down at his hands, then up at her helmeted face.

She wasn’t moving. She wasn’t struggling.

She was just… laying there.

And then—

“Hmph~”

A quiet, smug little hum from beneath her helmet.

Shadow’s eye twitched.

“… You’re enjoying this, aren’t you?”

She didn’t answer. But she didn’t need to.

That sound alone told him everything.

His fingers twitched.

He couldn’t just keep holding them like this.

But if he let go completely, she’d slip away in an instant.

She was too nimble, too fast.

『Damn it…』

And to make matters worse—he’d done this already today.

First Rope Girl. Now Invisible Woman.

『Sigh… I’m losing my damn mind…』

He took a very slow breath and started to move his hands away—

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!”

Witch’s voice cut through the air like a gunshot.

Shadow flinched. “What?”

“KEEP YOUR HANDS ON HER FOR FUCK’S SAKE! OR DO YOU WANT HER TO ESCAPE!”

His eyebrow twitched.

“… You serious?”

“YES, I’M SERIOUS!”

Shadow clenched his teeth.

『Oh, I’ll keep my hands on her, all right…』

His grip tightened.

𝘚𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘦.

“Ahhhnnn~ ❤️”

Shadow froze.

Invisible Woman arched her back slightly and pressed her body closer as her crotch brushed against his.

She was half expecting to feel a fantastic bulge there that she could satisfy the itch between her legs with──but this man that straddled her like a horseback rider didn’t seem to be turned on by her moans or the feel of her breasts.

“OHHHHH?!?!”

The livestream chat exploded.

[𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬:]

[WHAT THE FUCK?!]

└ [HE JUST DOUBLED DOWN?!]

└ [THIS MAN IS COMMITTED TO THE BIT.]

└ [I RESPECT IT. I FEAR IT.]

[Chat, is this SA?]

└ [SA 🇿🇦 mentioned, let’s go 🔥🔥🔥 RAHHHH!]

└ [Not what he meant, dawg. 💀]

･･･

Shadow’s face twisted in discomfort.

“Can you not do that?”

Invisible Woman sighed softly. “Please… be gentle~”

His frown deepened.

“… Come on. Don’t do this.”

If only they could see his face right now—just the thought made him shudder. All he could imagine were Gwen and Emma’s disappointed expressions, staring at him like he was some kind of perverted freak. He was a freak… but only for them, of course.

Sigh…

His only hope was that they weren’t watching this stream.

『I’m going to hell…』

He loosened his grip slightly.

“Ahhh~ much better.”

The little arch of Invisible Woman’s back lessened.

The chat went ballistic.

[𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬:]

[WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING.]

└ [Bro, this ain’t even a competitive fight anymore. This is a fucking doujin.]

└ [The physics of the situation is making my brain hurt, but my soul is entertained.]

[It’s his FIRST DAY and he’s already pulling better numbers than Nightwatch.]

└ [Power of booba is UNSTOPPABLE.]

[Bro’s holding her like she’s a fucking life raft.]

└ [Man got the Titanic grip.]

└ [He can grip deez nuts anytime. 😭🤞]

└ [Bruh, what? 💀]

[Shadow out here sexually frustrated like a 2008 anime MC.]

└ [“Come on, don’t do this.”—BRO, SHE’S DOING IT.]

･･･

Shadow grunted and shot a glare at Witch.

“… Are you just gonna stand there? Or are you gonna give me a damn hand?”

She folded her arms, chuckling. “Actually…”

Shadow narrowed his eyes.

“I’m still trying to sense if there’s anyone else in this museum, so can you cool your jets?”

His eye twitched.

『Of course…』

He exhaled sharply and looked back at Invisible Woman.

There was something about groping a woman whose face he couldn’t see… and he didn’t like it.

For some reason, if he could see her expression or how turned on she was, maybe he wouldn’t feel so goddamn horrible about himself right now.

Invisible Woman tilted her head.

“Can I… tell you something? ❤️”

“No.”

The chat went crazy.

[𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬:]

[LET HER TALK, YOU SCOUNDREL.]

└ [WHY IS HE IMPEDING ON HER RIGHT TO SPEAK?]

└ [All of a sudden gooners know the law when it’s time to let Big Melon Woman talk, jeez. 💀]

└ [NOO LET INVISIBLE TITTY WOMAN COOK.]

[VIEWERS HAVE DONATED $10,000 DEMANDING THAT HE KEEPS GROPING HER.]

[Ding! You received $15,000 from @SleazyPen──Bro, please squeeze her nipples like a jammed car key. Please, bro! I need this… my mom is kinda homeless! 😭]

└ [Bro… naaawww… 💀]

･･･

Invisible Woman didn’t care.

She leaned slightly closer.

“I’m a little turned on by this… ❤️~”

Shadow’s frown deepened.

“… I don’t care for that.”

She chuckled.

“If you let go of me… I’ll let the river between my legs bust, and you can bathe in it as much as you want.”

Shadow’s soul left his body.

“… You can’t be serious.”

“Oh, I’m serious.”

Shadow’s mind shattered into a million pieces.

『This woman. What the fuck.』

He didn’t know what to think.

“Do you really think I’ll just let you──”

POW!

She shot up—SMASH!!

Her hardened helmet slammed into his skull.

Thud!──Shadow stumbled.

Before he could recover—whirr—!

Invisible Woman rolled back like an armadillo as her body vanished into thin air once again.

… Whisp

Gone.

Shadow stood there in stunned silence.

His fingers twitched slightly—still remembering.

[𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬:]

[SHE ESCAPED?!]

└ [SHADOW FUMBLED THE BAG.]

└ [SHE JUST ARMORED HEADBUTTED HIS ASS AND DIPPED.]

└ [10/10. BEST STREAM. WOULD WATCH AGAIN.]

･･･

Shadow sighed.

“… I hate my life.”

Witch’s voice exploded through the exhibition hall.

“ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!”

Shadow barely had time to groan before she was already moving.

A blur of black and crimson shot past him.

Witch dashed forward as her eyes locked onto the faintest distortions in the air—Invisible Woman’s footsteps.

『There you are…』

Her target was making a break for the cube.

But Witch was faster.

She didn’t even hesitate—she dove forward in a flawless roll, snatching the cube mid-motion. In the same breath, she whipped her cape over herself and curled up into a ball.

A trick.

She was mimicking Invisible Woman’s vanishing act.

And for just one second—just long enough—her enemy hesitated.

That was all Witch needed.

… BANG!

A bullet-fast kick shot through the air.

It connected.

Invisible Woman’s entire body sent spinning like a ragdoll across the hall.

… CRASH!!

She slammed into a podium and broke it apart on impact.

The viewers lost their minds.

[𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬:]

[OH MY FUCKING GOD.]

└ [WITCH WITH THE INSANE BAIT.]

└ [BRO, SHE’S BUILT DIFFERENT.]

└ [Kick was so fast my monitor refreshed in real-time.]

[That dodge roll + cape trick was UNFAIR.]

└ [It was a mental frame trap. She just gaslit Invisible Woman into hesitating.]

└ [Peak rogue gameplay.]

[THE TIMING. THE EXECUTION. SHE’S HER.]

└ [Witch mains RISE.]

━ ━ ━ ━

Shadow grunted. “You think this is easy?”

Witch dusted herself off with the alien cube held casually at her side as she scanned the area.

“For goodness sake, all you had to do was grope some tits. How hard is that?”

His eye twitched.

“… Not as fucking easy as you think.”

But before they could argue any further—

WHOOSH!

Both of them sensed it.

Invisible Woman… charging straight for them.

At bullet speed.

“Shit──!”

Witch reacted instantly—threw the cube—Shadow vanished in a swirl of darkness—

FWOOOSH!

He reappeared meters away.

Invisible Woman immediately adjusted course.

A bad move. She was too predictable.

Witch didn’t even need her wild sensing.

SHINE──!

A hexagonal throwing star gleamed in her hand.

WHIZZ──!!

It shot through the air—THUD!—buried itself deep into Invisible Woman’s back.

“Ghh—!”

Her invisibility flickered. Exposed.

“Now!”

Shadow didn’t waste a second.

… Zuuuuuu──!!

A surge of darkness materialized around him like it was turning into a physical object, then─ZOOOM!─he charged forward with the throwing force of a spear.

… BOOM!

His darkness-hardened shoulder drove mercilessly into Invisible Woman’s flat stomach and the impact sent her rocketing through another podium.

[𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬:]

[HOLY SHIT, THAT TEAMWORK?!]

└ [Witch + Shadow synergy is INSANE.]

└ [One exposes, the other finishes—THEY’RE BUILT FOR THIS.]

[They’re so cracked together, it’s unfair.]

└ [Ngl, their names sound good too. Witch + Shadow? Sounds like an S-tier duo.]

[Bro, Witch really yelled like a grandma at him as if groping big tits is an easy thing to do in that situation—like can women be considerate for ONCE?! 😡]

└ [Fr she’d fold like a virgin in 3 seconds if she had to hold the sweaty, sticky balls of the enemy.]

└ [Wait why are they sweaty though… and sticky…]

└ [That adds to the flavor. 😁]

･･･

Neither of them hesitated.

They both turned toward the crash site.

“Quick, before she recovers──!”

They sprinted forward.

But—

WHISP──Invisible Woman disappeared again.

Shadow cursed.

“Do that sensing thing again! Now!”

Witch closed her eyes—stepped forward—focused—

Nothing.

Her eyes snapped open. “She’s gone.”

“… What?”

“I can’t sense her. She must’ve escaped.”

Shadow’s jaw clenched. “That’s not possible.”

Witch folded her arms.

“Maybe she used phase-tech…”

She narrowed her eyes.

“Still weird that a supposedly secured place like this doesn’t have anti-phase defenses.”

“… Those take time to install…” Shadow muttered.

“Mhm.”

Silence.

They looked at each other. Neither spoke.

One minute. Two. Three.

Still staring.

Then, at the exact same time—

… Ahem!

They both cleared their throats and casually looked away.

Witch shifted slightly. “… I, well… I apologize.”

Shadow blinked. “Huh?”

“For shouting at you earlier.”

Her voice was quieter now.

“You’re actually pretty skilled.”

Shadow exhaled. “… It’s fine.”

[𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬:]

[HELLO?? WHY WAS THAT SO AWKWARD.]

└ [They stared at each other for three full minutes.]

└ [Peak socially inept behavior.]

└ [This is how I act when the waiter takes my plate and says ‘enjoy your meal’ and I say ‘you too.’]

[WHY WAS THAT STAREDOWN SO LONG THOUGH.]

└ [Fr, were they about to fight or about to fuck??]

└ [Tbh this is just what happens when two socially awkward people team up.]

└ [THEY’RE JUST LIKE ME FR.]

･･･

Shadow sighed deeply.

『What a fucking night…』

He glanced at Witch again, but she was already looking at him. Their eyes met and locked for a moment before they both quickly looked away, neither knowing what to say.

The silence between them lingered.

Feeling a little awkward, Witch tucked a strand of her wavy black hair behind her ear and shifted her beautiful, dark eyes to the floor.

『That’s pretty rare… Someone who can keep up with me so well in battle. I’ve tried so many times to pull off team combos with my squadmates, but they always say I’m thinking too fast or planning too far ahead and that I should slow down for them. But then there’s this guy—someone I’ve barely known for an hour—and he already understands my fighting style like we’ve trained together for years. Honestly… I’m impressed.』

There was a small smile on her pale lips.

Witch glanced back at Shadow as her dark eyes flickered with something unreadable—thoughtfulness, maybe.

Then, after a brief moment of hesitation, she smiled.

“I was wondering if you’d like to──”

Before she could finish—

“THE CUBE! YOU SAVED IT!”

A sudden rush of movement—

“──?!”

Shadow barely had any time to react before he was nearly tackled.

Soft. Warm. Pillowy.

His entire side was engulfed in plush comfort as a pair of arms locked around him.

Judy Cho.

Her tender cheek pressed against his face as her entire curvaceous body clung to him like she was some extra accessory attached to his torso. She wasn’t even looking at him──her eyes were locked on the alien cube in his hand with sheer joy, like a kid reuniting with a lost toy.

One thing was easy to confirm.

Judy’s breasts were just as soft and jelly-like as her ass.

“Oh my god, I thought it was gone forever…!”

She murmured excitedly, squeezing him even tighter.

Shadow wasn’t sure what to focus on—

The cube in his hand.

Or the fact that Judy had zero hesitation pressing herself against him like they’d been dating for a year.

[𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬:]

[WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS THIS LUCK???]

└ [Bro’s entire arm is sunken into her body like it’s an armchair cushion.]

└ [Judy just speedran intimacy with zero shame.]

└ [I just know Shadow’s internal monologue is buffering rn.]

[HELLO?? VIXEN LOOKS SO SAD WTF??]

└ [NAHHHHH, THIS HURTS.]

└ [SHE SAID NOTHING BUT YOU CAN SEE IT.]

└ [THAT MICROEXPRESSION. THAT QUICK TURN-AWAY. THE BLINKING. BRO SHE’S TRYNA FORCE HERSELF TO NOT CRY.]

[Do we really accept that Vixen is jealous?]

└ [It means Shadow fumbled. Hard.]

└ [Or maybe he actually cares about her feelings?]

└ [Oh, now he cares. AFTER getting a face full of Judy.]

･･･

Shadow’s eyes flicked up.

Vixen.

Standing there. Watching.

There was a look on her face—one she was trying way too hard to hide. The kind that barely lasted a second, but felt like it lingered. The kind that could be mistaken for nothing if you weren’t paying attention. But Shadow was paying attention.

And he saw it.

The quick blink—too fast, like she was swatting away something invisible.

The subtle shift—turning her head just slightly away, like it’d hide her emotions.

『Shit.』

Then, in his ear—

[System Notification: The Superheroine Vixen has displayed signs of jealousy upon seeing the host’s deepened intimacy with Civilian: Judy Cho.]

『… You didn’t have to say it out loud.』

Shadow acted immediately.

He ducked—swiftly slipping out from Judy’s tight grasp before she even realized what was happening.

“Wha──?”

The cube was left in her hands.

Judy blinked, confused.

Shadow took a few quick steps away and casually rubbed the back of his neck.

Then, with a soft chuckle, he gestured toward Witch.

“Uhhh… yeah, so, about that cube thing. I wasn’t actually the one who did the main saving.”

Judy tilted her head. “Huh?”

Shadow grinned.

“It was Witch. Yeah, totally her.”

He pointed right at Witch, who was just standing there—arms still folded across her flat chest, looking calm as ever.

She blinked. “Huh?”

[𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬:]

[LMFAOOOO HE JUST GAVE OUT ALLAT PRAISE. 😭]

└ [BRO IS PANICKING.]

└ [SHADOW INSTANTLY WENT ‘HERE, TAKE HER INSTEAD.’]

└ [MY MAN SAW VIXEN LOOK SAD AND IMMEDIATELY SWERVED OUT OF THE SITUATION.]

[JUDY’S FACE RIGHT NOW LMAOOOO SHE’S SO CONFUSED.]

└ [She was literally melting into him like mochi two seconds ago and now he’s distancing like she’s the plague.]

[Judy’s wishing so bad that Shadow was the one who did all the saving so she’ll reward him with glorious sex—crazy monkey style. 😋]

└ [Dawg, what??? 💀]

━ ━ ━ ━

Judy’s expression squeezed slightly in surprise as her smooth brows furrowed.

“… Uhm. Okay?”

She hesitated, then turned—walking over to Witch instead.

And then──she hugged her… tightly.

“Thank you, Senior Sister!”

She nuzzled her cheek against Witch’s like an affectionate puppy.

Still standing stiffly with her arms folded, Witch simply stared ahead with a blank expression.

“Uhhh… sure…” she muttered. “It’s… my pleasure…”

[𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬:]

[WITCH JUST GOT ABSORBED.]

└ [JUDY SWITCHED TARGETS LIKE A HOMING MISSILE.]

└ [Witch was NOT ready for that lmao.]

[No bc the way Shadow instantly bailed was crazy.]

└ [HE KNEW. HE SAW VIXEN AND HE KNEW.]

└ [Do Shadow and Vixen have a thing or is it just ‘I would never cheat on my crush who doesn’t even know I exist’ energy? I hope not fr 😐]

└ [Tbh this time around, Vixen looked genuinely hurt. It makes no sense if they weren’t something.]

･･･

Meanwhile—

Arms crossed, Sniperess glanced around.

Then at Marmot Man—who snored loudly in the corner.

“So…” she exhaled, “what’s the next step?”

Witch tapped her wrist—beep!—and a glowing holographic clock interface projected above her palm.

“Well, the museum doesn’t open for another six hours… I think it’d be best if we all stayed the night here and kept watch over everything.”

Then, her gaze slid toward Shadow.

“All of us.”

Shadow exhaled deeply.

“… But I have to get back home to my beautifu—”

He caught himself. Hooked slightly.

“… My beautiful abuela.”

Witch’s lips curled into the smuggest smile imaginable.

“Oh?” she mused. “I’m sure abuela can wait.”

Her voice was too smooth.

“Wouldn’t you like to keep having fun with five lovely ladies and a disgusting pig?”

Shadow groaned.

“At least let me call them first…”

[𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬:]

[HE WAS ABOUT TO SAY SOME WILD SHIT LMFAO.]

└ [HE CAUGHT HIMSELF TOO LATE.]

└ [Witch immediately knew.]

[Bro just admit you wanna stay. No one’s gonna judge you.]

└ [Nah, Vixen might.]

└ [Abuela gotta wait. The harem is calling.]

└ [Witch really relishes making this man stressed lmao.]

･･･

Shadow sighed, pulling out his phone.

『… Gwen and Emma will understand, right?』