Summary
Synopsis
Elyzara Thorne was just an ordinary woman until she died in the dumbest way possible. One moment she was walking down the street, the next, she was choking on a piece of candy and face-planting into the afterlife. Before she could even process her own stupidity, a snarky system appeared and dumped her into the body of a newborn baby.
Sounds bad? Oh, it gets worse.
Her new moms are the most terrifying tyrants the world has ever seen two ridiculously powerful empresses who rule with an iron fist, burn cities for fun, and make their enemies weep in fear. The entire kingdom is one bad day away from rebellion, and Elyzara’s new mission (whether she likes it or not) is to stop these two overpowered warlords from getting themselves overthrown.
The problem?
• She’s a literal infant.
• Her moms worship the ground she drools on and think she’s the best thing since world domination.
• Everyone around her is scared shitless of her “divine presence,” making diplomacy nearly impossible.
Can Elyzara stop her bloodthirsty parents from committing war crimes before she’s old enough to walk? Or is she doomed to be the adorable mascot of tyranny?
- Chapter 47 - Chapter 47: Dressed for Domination 2 days ago
- Chapter 46 - Chapter 46: An Unexpected Gift February 20, 2025
- Chapter 45 - Chapter 45: A Parade of Poor Choices February 20, 2025
- Chapter 44 - Chapter 44: The Morning of Madness February 19, 2025
- Chapter 43 - Chapter 43: A Quiet Dinner, Ruined February 19, 2025
- Chapter 42 - Chapter 42: What pleases you February 19, 2025
- Chapter 41 - Chapter 41: The Calm Before the Execution (Or So I Thought) February 19, 2025
- Chapter 40 - Chapter 40: The Calm Before the Chaos February 19, 2025
- Chapter 39 - Chapter 39: Tyrant Lessons 101 February 19, 2025
- Chapter 38 - Chapter 38: The Grand Treasure Hunt February 19, 2025
- Chapter 37 - Chapter 37: The Tyrants Go Hunting February 19, 2025
- Chapter 36 - Chapter 36: Grandparental Magic Training (and Absolute Chaos) February 19, 2025
- Chapter 35 - Chapter 35: Corruption, Murder, and a Good Night’s Sleep February 19, 2025
- Chapter 34 - Chapter 34: The Most Overprotected Orphanage Tour in History February 19, 2025
- Chapter 33 - Chapter 33: A Visit to the Orphanage (With a Full Royal Entourage) February 19, 2025
- Chapter 32 - Chapter 32: The Battle for Grandparental Supremacy February 19, 2025
- Chapter 31 - Chapter 31: Grandparental Intervention and the Wrath of Elders February 19, 2025
- Chapter 30 - Chapter 30: The Mystery of the Missing MP February 19, 2025
- Chapter 29 - Chapter 29: The Morning After a Magical Crisis February 19, 2025
- Chapter 28 - Chapter 28: The Art of Not Exploding Yourself February 19, 2025
- Chapter 27 - Chapter 27: The Birth of Something Terrifying February 19, 2025
- Chapter 26 - Chapter 26: A Game of Questionable Decisions and an Unexpected Dinner February 19, 2025
- Chapter 25 - Chapter 25: The Aftermath of Madness and the Power of Charm February 19, 2025
- Chapter 24 - Chapter 24: A Spear to the Heart and Flirting in the Aftermath February 19, 2025
- Chapter 23 - Chapter 23: Annihilation in Motion February 19, 2025
- Chapter 22 - Chapter 22: Monsters, Panic, and an Overprotective Mother February 19, 2025
- Chapter 21 - Chapter 21: Diplomacy, Explosions, and an Unfortunate Mission February 19, 2025
- Chapter 20 - Chapter 20: A Lesson in Chaos and Terror February 19, 2025
- Chapter 19 - Chapter 19: A Highly Dangerous Friendship February 19, 2025
- Chapter 18 - Chapter 18: Training, Suffering, and an Unwanted Letter February 19, 2025
- Chapter 17 - Chapter 17: The Tyrant Princess vs. Overprotective Warlords February 19, 2025
- Chapter 16 - Chapter 16: The Tyrant Princess Collects Grandparents Like Treasure Hoarders February 19, 2025
- Chapter 15 - Chapter 15: The Tyrant Princess Meets the Grand Tyrants February 19, 2025
- Chapter 14 - Chapter 14: A Royal Dinner, a Secret Reward, and a Bedtime Tale February 19, 2025
- Chapter 13 - Chapter 13: Negotiating with Tyrants February 19, 2025
- Chapter 12 - Chapter 12: Overprotective Tyrants and a Very Unfortunate Boy February 19, 2025
- Chapter 11 - Chapter 11: A Friend February 19, 2025
- Chapter 10 - Chapter 10: The Tyrant Princess and Her First Mission Make a Friend February 19, 2025
- Chapter 9 - Chapter 9: The Tyrant Princess Steps Into the World February 19, 2025
- Chapter 8 - Chapter 8: The Tyrant Baby Sees Herself February 19, 2025
- Chapter 7 - Chapter 7: The Tyrant Baby’s First Crisis February 19, 2025
- Chapter 6 - Chapter 6: The Tyrant Baby’s Greatest Humiliation Yet February 19, 2025
- Chapter 5 - Chapter 5: The Art of Befriending Terrified Maids February 19, 2025
- Chapter 4 - Chapter 4: The Tyrant Baby’s Most Humiliating Trial Yet February 19, 2025
- Chapter 3 - Chapter 3: My Luxurious Prison and the Tyrant Parade February 19, 2025
- Chapter 2 - Chapter 2: The Tyrant Baby’s First Crisis February 19, 2025
- Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: My Moms Are Tyrants, and I Haven’t Even Been Born Yet February 19, 2025