Summary
Synopsis
Elyzara Thorne was just an ordinary woman until she died in the dumbest way possible. One moment she was walking down the street, the next, she was choking on a piece of candy and face-planting into the afterlife. Before she could even process her own stupidity, a snarky system appeared and dumped her into the body of a newborn baby.
Sounds bad? Oh, it gets worse.
Her new moms are the most terrifying tyrants the world has ever seen two ridiculously powerful empresses who rule with an iron fist, burn cities for fun, and make their enemies weep in fear. The entire kingdom is one bad day away from rebellion, and Elyzara’s new mission (whether she likes it or not) is to stop these two overpowered warlords from getting themselves overthrown.
The problem?
• She’s a literal infant.
• Her moms worship the ground she drools on and think she’s the best thing since world domination.
• Everyone around her is scared shitless of her “divine presence,” making diplomacy nearly impossible.
Can Elyzara stop her bloodthirsty parents from committing war crimes before she’s old enough to walk? Or is she doomed to be the adorable mascot of tyranny?
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Even Tyrants Have Feelings 2 days ago
- Chapter 115 - Chapter 115: Employment Hazards 2 days ago
- Chapter 114 - Chapter 114: When Reality Comes Knocking 2 days ago
- Chapter 113 - Chapter 113: The Art of Overkill 2 days ago
- Chapter 112 - Chapter 112: Subtlety Was Overrated Anyway 2 days ago
- Chapter 111 - Chapter 111: Sneaking Around for Beginners 2 days ago
- Chapter 110 - Chapter 110: Chains and Other Annoyances March 31, 2025
- Chapter 109 - Chapter 109: Blocking Elyzara’s magical signature March 31, 2025
- Chapter 108 - Chapter 108: Fractured Silence March 30, 2025
- Chapter 107 - Chapter 107: Everyone breaks eventually March 30, 2025
- Chapter 106 - Chapter 106: A Very Poor Decision March 30, 2025
- Chapter 105 - Chapter 105: In the Hands of Vilain March 30, 2025
- Chapter 104 - Chapter 104: Sacrifices March 28, 2025
- Chapter 103 - Chapter 103: Picnic Crashers March 28, 2025
- Chapter 102 - Chapter 102: A Picnic Interrupted March 28, 2025
- Chapter 101 - Chapter 101: Rewards, Regrets, and Revelations March 27, 2025
- Chapter 100 - Chapter 100: Hide and Seek, Tyrant Style March 27, 2025
- Chapter 99 - Chapter 99: A Dragon Goes to School March 27, 2025
- Chapter 98 - Chapter 98: Parent Trap March 27, 2025
- Chapter 97 - Chapter 97: Mirror, Mirror March 25, 2025
- Chapter 96 - Chapter 96: A Day Without Chaos March 25, 2025
- Chapter 95 - Chapter 95: Consequences of Chaos March 24, 2025
- Chapter 94 - Chapter 94: Out of Control March 24, 2025
- Chapter 93 - Chapter 93: Secrets Beneath the Surface March 23, 2025
- Chapter 92 - Chapter 92: Answers I Never Wanted March 23, 2025
- Chapter 91 - Chapter 91: Secrets in the Dark March 22, 2025
- Chapter 90 - Chapter 90: Main obstacles March 22, 2025
- Chapter 89 - Chapter 89: Lessons Learned the Hard Way March 21, 2025
- Chapter 88 - Chapter 88: Midnight Mischief and Misadventures March 21, 2025
- Chapter 87 - Chapter 87: Dining with Disaster March 20, 2025
- Chapter 86 - Chapter 86: Etiquette of the Damned March 19, 2025
- Chapter 85 - Chapter 85: A Schedule of Suffering March 19, 2025
- Chapter 84 - Chapter 84: Royal Oversight and Parental Control March 19, 2025
- Chapter 83 - Chapter 83: A Welcome Fit for a Tyrant March 18, 2025
- Chapter 82 - Chapter 82: One Last Visit March 18, 2025
- Chapter 81 - Chapter 81: Three Years Later March 18, 2025
- Chapter 80 - Chapter 80: Unwanted Sibling Therapy March 17, 2025
- Chapter 79 - Chapter 79: Echoes of a Former Life March 17, 2025
- Chapter 78 - Chapter 78: Breakfast and Baby Talk March 17, 2025
- Chapter 77 - Chapter 77: The Question That Should Never Be Asked March 15, 2025
- Chapter 76 - Chapter 76: The Grand Tour March 14, 2025
- Chapter 75 - Chapter 75: The Tyrants’ Interrogation March 14, 2025
- Chapter 74 - Chapter 74: The First-Ever Tyrant Horse Race March 13, 2025
- Chapter 73 - Chapter 73: The Art of Psychological Warfare March 13, 2025
- Chapter 72 - Chapter 72: The Villain’s Lament March 12, 2025
- Chapter 71 - Chapter 71: A Minor Structural Incident March 11, 2025
- Chapter 70 - Chapter 70: The Tyrant’s Abyss March 10, 2025
- Chapter 69 - Chapter 69: A Morning of Regrets March 10, 2025
- Chapter 68 - Chapter 68: The Strategy and the Armor of a Tyrant March 9, 2025
- Chapter 67 - Chapter 67: A Meal, a Monster, and a Slightly More Dangerous Future March 9, 2025
- Chapter 66 - Chapter 66: The Art of Defiance March 8, 2025
- Chapter 65 - Chapter 65: Dragons, Children, and Questionable Decisions March 8, 2025
- Chapter 64 - Chapter 64: A Friendly Visit, Sort Of March 7, 2025
- Chapter 63 - Chapter 63: Tyrant Training March 6, 2025
- Chapter 62 - Chapter 62: Morning with a dragon March 6, 2025
- Chapter 61 - Chapter 61: The Tyrant’s New Pet March 6, 2025
- Chapter 60 - Chapter 60: A Picnic of Tyrants March 6, 2025
- Chapter 59 - Chapter 59: The Art of Deception March 6, 2025
- Chapter 58 - Chapter 58: The Weight of Reality March 5, 2025
- Chapter 57 - Chapter 57: The Spectacle of Justice March 5, 2025
- Chapter 56 - Chapter 56: After the Chaos March 3, 2025
- Chapter 55 - Chapter 55: The Grand Finale March 3, 2025
- Chapter 54 - Chapter 54: The Gifts of Rivals March 3, 2025
- Chapter 53 - Chapter 53: The Battle of Gifts March 1, 2025
- Chapter 52 - Chapter 52: A Feast of Sugar and Regret March 1, 2025
- Chapter 51 - Chapter 51: A Very Unfortunate Guest February 28, 2025
- Chapter 50 - Chapter 50: The Coolest, the Strongest, the Smartest February 26, 2025
- Chapter 49 - Chapter 49: A Battle of Egos February 24, 2025
- Chapter 48 - Chapter 48: A Gathering of Power February 24, 2025
- Chapter 47 - Chapter 47: Dressed for Domination February 21, 2025
- Chapter 46 - Chapter 46: An Unexpected Gift February 20, 2025
- Chapter 45 - Chapter 45: A Parade of Poor Choices February 20, 2025
- Chapter 44 - Chapter 44: The Morning of Madness February 19, 2025
- Chapter 43 - Chapter 43: A Quiet Dinner, Ruined February 19, 2025
- Chapter 42 - Chapter 42: What pleases you February 19, 2025
- Chapter 41 - Chapter 41: The Calm Before the Execution (Or So I Thought) February 19, 2025
- Chapter 40 - Chapter 40: The Calm Before the Chaos February 19, 2025
- Chapter 39 - Chapter 39: Tyrant Lessons 101 February 19, 2025
- Chapter 38 - Chapter 38: The Grand Treasure Hunt February 19, 2025
- Chapter 37 - Chapter 37: The Tyrants Go Hunting February 19, 2025
- Chapter 36 - Chapter 36: Grandparental Magic Training (and Absolute Chaos) February 19, 2025
- Chapter 35 - Chapter 35: Corruption, Murder, and a Good Night’s Sleep February 19, 2025
- Chapter 34 - Chapter 34: The Most Overprotected Orphanage Tour in History February 19, 2025
- Chapter 33 - Chapter 33: A Visit to the Orphanage (With a Full Royal Entourage) February 19, 2025
- Chapter 32 - Chapter 32: The Battle for Grandparental Supremacy February 19, 2025
- Chapter 31 - Chapter 31: Grandparental Intervention and the Wrath of Elders February 19, 2025
- Chapter 30 - Chapter 30: The Mystery of the Missing MP February 19, 2025
- Chapter 29 - Chapter 29: The Morning After a Magical Crisis February 19, 2025
- Chapter 28 - Chapter 28: The Art of Not Exploding Yourself February 19, 2025
- Chapter 27 - Chapter 27: The Birth of Something Terrifying February 19, 2025
- Chapter 26 - Chapter 26: A Game of Questionable Decisions and an Unexpected Dinner February 19, 2025
- Chapter 25 - Chapter 25: The Aftermath of Madness and the Power of Charm February 19, 2025
- Chapter 24 - Chapter 24: A Spear to the Heart and Flirting in the Aftermath February 19, 2025
- Chapter 23 - Chapter 23: Annihilation in Motion February 19, 2025
- Chapter 22 - Chapter 22: Monsters, Panic, and an Overprotective Mother February 19, 2025
- Chapter 21 - Chapter 21: Diplomacy, Explosions, and an Unfortunate Mission February 19, 2025
- Chapter 20 - Chapter 20: A Lesson in Chaos and Terror February 19, 2025
- Chapter 19 - Chapter 19: A Highly Dangerous Friendship February 19, 2025
- Chapter 18 - Chapter 18: Training, Suffering, and an Unwanted Letter February 19, 2025
- Chapter 17 - Chapter 17: The Tyrant Princess vs. Overprotective Warlords February 19, 2025
- Chapter 16 - Chapter 16: The Tyrant Princess Collects Grandparents Like Treasure Hoarders February 19, 2025
- Chapter 15 - Chapter 15: The Tyrant Princess Meets the Grand Tyrants February 19, 2025
- Chapter 14 - Chapter 14: A Royal Dinner, a Secret Reward, and a Bedtime Tale February 19, 2025
- Chapter 13 - Chapter 13: Negotiating with Tyrants February 19, 2025
- Chapter 12 - Chapter 12: Overprotective Tyrants and a Very Unfortunate Boy February 19, 2025
- Chapter 11 - Chapter 11: A Friend February 19, 2025
- Chapter 10 - Chapter 10: The Tyrant Princess and Her First Mission Make a Friend February 19, 2025
- Chapter 9 - Chapter 9: The Tyrant Princess Steps Into the World February 19, 2025
- Chapter 8 - Chapter 8: The Tyrant Baby Sees Herself February 19, 2025
- Chapter 7 - Chapter 7: The Tyrant Baby’s First Crisis February 19, 2025
- Chapter 6 - Chapter 6: The Tyrant Baby’s Greatest Humiliation Yet February 19, 2025
- Chapter 5 - Chapter 5: The Art of Befriending Terrified Maids February 19, 2025
- Chapter 4 - Chapter 4: The Tyrant Baby’s Most Humiliating Trial Yet February 19, 2025
- Chapter 3 - Chapter 3: My Luxurious Prison and the Tyrant Parade February 19, 2025
- Chapter 2 - Chapter 2: The Tyrant Baby’s First Crisis February 19, 2025
- Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: My Moms Are Tyrants, and I Haven’t Even Been Born Yet February 19, 2025