INFINITE MONEY - I Will Buy Everything - Chapter 134

Chapter 134: Chapter 134 – You Must Vomit
[ Sir, The effect of ‘Body Purification’ is an ancient efficient ability that is used to extract the impurities hidden inside one’s body ]

William nodded as he could understand the basic meaning behind it but what he wanted to know was how it was supposed to be ‘Extracted’ from him.

[ For that sir, you must first activate the skill and close your eyes ]

[ The skill will work on its own and first gather it in your kidneys slowly before all of it will be extracted from outwards ]

“But how is it going to be extracted? Just tell it to me in layman’s terms, now would you.”

[ Of Course, Sir ]

[ In layman’s Term : You will vomit them out ]

William didn’t function for a moment before he said.

“I’m sorry, What!”

[ When all of the impurities have been gathered inside of your stomach then you will vomit them all out like you have been filled to the brim and your stomach couldn’t take it anymore ]

“I-I will vomit all of them… immediately?”

[ When you start the process, it will take only a few moments before all of the impurities will be gathered and only then will you vomit out everything, Sir ]

“… Are there any other methods that could help me get the impurities out of my body?”

[ Yes, there is sir. ]

William had a sigh of relief before he said, “Oookay. Tell me about some of them.”

[ You could poop out the impurities, you could bleed out the impurities, cry out them, use machines to extract them from your body, cut open your chest and take out the impuriti- ]

“Stop stop!”

William was flabbergasted as he heard all the crazy and extremely dangerous methods there are and seriously thought that vomiting them out would be the better option.

“Isn’t there any method out there that doesn’t involve getting me feeling pain?”

[ No, sir there isn’t ]

William suddenly had an epiphany before he remembered.

“But I already got rid of my body’s impurities a few days ago. So why do I have to do it again?”

[ Sir your body will always accumulate impurities if you are walking the path of cultivation and even if you’re a mana user. After some time, the body will start to gather impurities and if they are not extracted within time then they will become a huge problem for you in the future ]

‘So no matter what I do or how many times I extract them, I will still have to do them again hah!’

[ But sir, there is a exception to this rule as well ]

William looked up at the empty space and asked “What?”

[ If you could achieve Level FIVE then you would not need to extract your inner impurities as they will automatically be extracted without you even knowing about them ]

William nodded as he thought for a while about what to do before he said to Arthur.

“But what about pooping? Will it also cause pain to me?”

[ Yes, it will sir. ]

[ The impurities themselves are a dangerous fluid that no matter what path they may get out of, it will cause pain for you ]

[ Especially if you try to get them out of your butt and in worst case possible, you may even shred your rectum in the process ]

William unconsciously held on to his butt as he thought about his butt tearing apart trying to poop out black gooey liquids.

[ That’s why sir, Vomiting is the best process there is ]

[ It’s not only fast but it will also help you if you get the impurities out with the least amount of pain, which will be bearable for you ]

‘So it still comes back to vomiting the da*n thing hah!’

‘Well at least I won’t be shredding my butt over such a black… gooey… thing.’

“Well then, Arthur I am going to the bathroom and vomit every black thing inside of me… that came out wrong.”

“When I am done call the cleaning people and send them into the warzone, you got it?”

[ Yes, sir. Do you want me to call the same guys from back a few days ago? ]

“Yes, I do. What was their name again?” William said as he thought distantly while clicking his fingers in a motion to remember something.

[ The HOLE Cleaning Service, sir ]

“Wow what is with the names people! Are the people around here stupid or is there a rule that says you must have names that are so derogatory like this.”

[ There isn’t any rules that apply over here, sir ]

Arthur answered not knowing, William was sarcastically saying that.

“N- No I was just joking abo-”

[ But if my database is correct then the Evernight Kingdom has a rule similar to that but it’s not completely derogatory but only some what like that ]

William became quiet as he heard that and he didn’t know what to make out of it.

“Alright… I will definitely come back to that matter later but for now I am going to vomit… which will be a common thing until I level up.” William said as he walked up the stairs.

[ Do you want me to call the cleaning services after you have done vomiting? ]

“I’ll give you the signal when I am done with vomiting, until then keep vigilance of the whole place arthur, And for whatever god’s name people in this kingdom believe in… Make Sure Clawdia Doesn’t Destroy Everything.”

[ It will be difficult sir but I will try my best ]

‘Was that sarcasm?’ William thought as he looked back at the walls before shaking his head and getting inside the bathroom.

He looked inside the bathroom which was squeaky clean at this moment and sighed as he started to undress.

‘To thing I am going to destroy another good looking bathroom over bodily fluids.’

William who was completely naked, filled the bathtub with hot water before going inside it.

He closed his eyes before praying to whatever god there was who would listen to him and said with uncertainty.

‘Start the Body Purification.’

[ A few horrifying moments later ]

The bathtub where William was a few moments ago, now was filled with black sticky and gooey liquids. There were also some bubbles popping and bursting occasionally on the surface of the black liquids.

This black and sticky liquid was the ‘Impurities’ that William had vomited out. But the man in question himself couldn’t be found anywhere in the bathroom.

He couldn’t be seen beside the washing basin, not the small pool-like place nor inside the small glass compartment where the wall shower stood.

The place was filled with silence besides the occasional ‘Pop’ sounds until one moment a hand emerged from inside the bathtub and held onto the railing with a quick grab.

Immediately a boy who looked like a teenager with golden eyes and black night-like hair emerged from it and fell outside the bathtub as he coughed loudly a few times and slightly vomited the same black and sticky liquids there were inside the bathtub.

After getting a hold of himself he slowly stood up as his naked and majestic figure was revealed and he went to a toilet that looked quite similar to a Japanese toilet and sat down on it.

‘Well now I know what a gag reflex feels like’