INFINITE MONEY - I Will Buy Everything - Chapter 3

Chapter 03 – Greediness
[3rd POV]

He chuckled heartily, his voice filled with joy. “It’s alright, my son. Now, wipe those tears and tell me – what abilities do you desire?”

Wiping my tears away, filled with anticipation, I sheepishly asked him, “Can I request any ability?”

“Certainly, ask away. But choose wisely—you only get two.”

Rubbing my hands together eagerly, I asked, “I wish for the ability to generate Infinite wealth in any world that I enter.”

God paused briefly before responding, “Well… Shit.”

‘Did I ask to much or something?’ pondered William.

William hurriedly added, “I apologize I clearly shouldn’t have asked such an ability.”

“No, no, it’s not your fault,” reassured God. “Typically, beings similar to you request systems, power enhancements, libido boosts, charm enchantments, or foresight abilities. In my many eons as a God for lesser beings… your greed stands unmatched by many, son.”

Scratching his head bashfully, William chuckled. “Y-Yes, I realize my selfishness in asking for such an ability. However, I come from a humble background and crave a lavish next life.”

“You were not born into poverty,” God stated flatly.

“What do you mean? I distinctly recall my impoverished upbringing, hand-me-downs, household chores, scarce food and many more” William explained wearily and perplexed.

“It’s not that you lacked, quite the contrary, your family was sufficiently endowed,” God awkwardly admitted. “Yet, when it concerned you, your parents chose frugality, denying you indulgence.” God chuckled softly.

“Frugality? It was more than that! I received only my elder sister’s belongings – her clothes, her belongings. During exams, when I asked for a scientific calculator, my father handed down my sister’s fu*king decade-old model that malfunctioned right before my exams! That’s why I failed that exam!” William seethed through clenched teeth.

Using his staff, God illuminated and enveloped the enraged youth, gradually calming him until he took deep breaths. “Compose yourself, young one. Savor your tea and reflect.”

Accepting the glass cup and sipping thoughtfully, William contemplated his entire life, reluctantly accepting his reality. “Is this why your grant me such advantages?”

God nodded. “Indeed, that’s one of the reason why I offer you a chance at a better life. Yet, I also see something intriguing in you.”

“I possess nothing intriguing besides deceiving people.” William admitted.

“Nevertheless, I deem you worthy of a second chance,” God affirmed.

“Thank you. As for my prior request …can I have that ability?” William asked hesitantly.

“The ability to create infinite currency in any world…” God pondered momentarily before nodding. “Very well, why not? It’s not every day one meets God and gains such powers.”

“Thank you immensely! This ability is my long-desired wish. To even think that I’ll actually possess it nothing from my past life can even come close to this gift!” exclaimed the jubilant youth, trembling with joy.

Remembering something, he added, “Can you describe the world where I will be born?”

“It will be a Cultivation World with – martial artists, sects, clans, wars, celestial beings. You must cultivate if you want to survive. Having the ability to conjure limitless money won’t guarantee success. Without strength to protect your wealth, it might lead to your downfall. So I advice You to choose one ability that may help you in your endeavor. You only have one more wish, so choose wisely.”

After much contemplation and several cups of tea, William made his decision, albeit sheepishly gazing at God.

“It’s another greedy wish,” he chuckled nervously.

“Well, what is it? Tell me,” urged God nonchalantly. “Surely, it can’t be more audacious than your last request.”

Blushing deeply, William admitted, “I want a system akin to a shop, allowing me to purchase nearly anything in the world I will be with the money I conjure.”

God paused, then burst into laughter after a prolonged silence. “HAHAHA! AHAHA! After countless eons, Never have I thought of encountering a fellow as greedy as you!”

William turned as red as a tomato and stammered, “I-I knew it. I was asking for too much. Please, forget my request.”

“No no, it’s fine. Your request may seem excessively greedy, yet it’s clever and potent. However, due to its peculiarity, strict rules shall will be applied on it.”

“What rules?” William inquired cautiously.

“First Rule: Never disclose the shop’s existence.”

“What if I accidentally reveal it, or if I’m coerced?” William asked.

“Whether inadvertently or under duress, you shall be unable to divulge its existence. Instead the one compelling you will be penalized,” God explained. “However, if you willingly divulge it, severe consequences will await you.”

William paled and nodded in agreement.

“Very well. What are the other rules?” he asked reluctantly.

“Second Rule: Initially, you may purchase only a few items. More options unlock as you grow stronger.

Third Rule: Donate half of your monthly spending to any charity or orphanage there is.”

“Understood. I will adhere to them no matter what may happen,” William promised resolutely.

“Are you prepared to embark on your new life?” God inquired.

“Yes, absolutely. I am eager to start this new chapter,” William replied earnestly.

God raised his staff, its radiant glow momentarily blinding William. “Due to the complexity of your powers, a slight adjustment is necessary.”

“What adjustment?” William asked anxiously.

“You can no longer ‘Rizz,'” God declared.

“Nooooooo!” William lamented.

Thus began a peculiar new tale of a cultivator who, through lavish spending, aspired to become the strongest.