Male Lead's Canon Fodder Wife - Chapter 356

Chapter 356: A Legendary Pair ( 1 )
Lu Jueyu was feeling embarrassed and buried her face in her husband’s chest and said, “You are so hateful. What if the children see us?”

Li Chenmo put his arm around her waist and teased, “Wife, are you shy?”

He leaned down, kissed her lips again, and said, “So cute.”

Before she could answer his question, Lu Jueyu heard Dong Huang’s voice, “Brother, why can’t I go to the kitchen? I want to show Aunt Li my clothes.”

Hearing her words, Lu Jueyu felt her face heat up and glared at her husband. She pushed him away gently and whispered, “Dong Li must have seen us. It’s all your fault.”

Looking at his shy wife, Li Chenmo not only did not feel embarrassed, but also said shamelessly, “Wife, we are a legal couple. Is there anything wrong with me kissing my wife?”

Hearing his words, Lu Jueyu was speechless. In the end, she could only pat his chest gently and ignore him.

Standing outside the kitchen, Dong Li’s face turned red and he held his sister’s hand tightly. He was startled when he saw Aunt Li and Uncle Li kissing in the kitchen. Although he was young, he knew what happened between men and women because he had seen the widow do the same thing to a married man before.

At first, he had no idea what they were doing until one day he heard several aunts talking with each other in a low voice about their activities in bed. Later he finally understood that what the widow was doing with those men was an extramarital affair, and if reported, she might go to jail.

Just as he was deep in thought, Li Chenmo and Lu Jueyu finally walked out of the kitchen as if nothing had happened. If it weren’t for her swollen lips, Dong Li might have thought he was wrong.

Li Chenmo glanced at Dong Li and said calmly, “We should leave, otherwise the store will be closed.”

Hearing that they were leaving, Dong Huang couldn’t hide her excitement and pulled her elder brother towards the front yard. This is not only their first time wearing new clothes and visiting the county, but also their first time riding bicycles.

Since his nephew and niece like to go on rides with him or his wife, Li Chenmo already made some customizations on the bicycle. He created a plank of wood that was 20 centimeters wide and 55 centimeters long to connect the seatpost and head tube, similar to the top tube of a modern bicycle that could be installed or uninstalled freely. There is a small wooden board on the seat that serves as a handle.

On the plank, there was a thick layer of cotton cushion so it was very comfortable. The cushion was made by Lu Jueyu. After she sewed the cushion, she wrapped it with plastic before she put it inside the cushion case. They tied the cushion to the plank with cotton fabric so if the cushion was dirty, they could take it off and wash it.

Dong Li and Dong Huang were stunned when they saw Li Chenmo taking out the bicycle from the woodshed. Although the bike looked ugly with the addition of the planks, they were happy. Because of this customization, they can also ride bicycles.

Lu Jueyu put the bamboo basket into the basket in front of the bicycle and locked the house and the door. While Li Chenmo pushed the bicycle out of the yard, followed by the children.

After she finished locking the gate, Lu Jueyu climbed into the back seat and looked at the children, “Xiao Li, Xiao Huang, come on.”

After coming back to their senses, they walked over shyly. Li Chenmo didn’t think much and reached out to pick them up. He first picked up Dong Huang and placed her in front of him. He then tied her waist to the bicycle with a piece of cotton cloth. The cotton cloth acts as a seatbelt for her.

After that, he picked up Dong Li, placed him in front of Dong Huang, and tied his waist up with another piece of cotton cloth. Although he is 11 years old, Dong Li looks like a 9-year-old boy due to previous malnutrition. So, both of them could sit together in that plank.

After confirming their safety, Li Chenmo said, “Hold on tightly.”

Dong Huang hugged her brother’s waist, and Dong Li held on to the small wooden board tightly. He was excited as the wind blew across his face. It was the first time since his parents’ death that he felt so happy. He opened his eyes wide and watched the trees and houses passing before him one after another.

Because he was riding with his wife and the Dong siblings, Li Chenmo did not ride very fast. So, when they rode to the entrance of the village, many villagers saw them.

Some people were jealous and one of them said sourly, “I don’t know what they were thinking. They didn’t take care of their nephew and niece, but took care of the two orphans. This kind of thankless thing can only be done by a fool like Lu Jueyu.”

Liu Hua, who was passing by, heard her sour words, stopped and turned to look at the villagers. She crossed her arms, looked at the woman from head to toe, and said, “I don’t know why there was a bad smell suddenly. It turned out to be because you were talking.”

The woman glared at her and said, “Liu Hua, what do you mean with those words?”

The moment she finished her words, Liu Hua gagged and said exaggeratedly, “Aiya, I almost vomited. Who is it that defecates here? It’s so stinky!”

At first, the villagers were confused by her words. But after a while, some of them finally understood that Liu Hua was comparing the woman’s mouth with latrine and couldn’t help but burst out laughing.

When the woman saw everyone looking at her while laughing, she finally understood and glared at Liu Hua angrily. She pointed at her nose and said, “Liu Hua, you bitch! You called me a latrine?!”