Mission: Seduce the Master! - Chapter 84

Chapter 84: Cultivator tent… Wait, suitable for an orgy?
Additional chapter for the magic castle.

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Looking at how ten muscular men, dressed in ridiculous outfits, were running towards him headfirst, Xie Qing wrinkled his nose in disgust.

“Scum.”

He stretched out his hands in front of him. Xie Qing had recently learned a Dao technique that did not require proximity.

“Blood Snake Vortex,” he whispered, curling his lips in distaste. “What a stupid name…”

In the next second, half of his Qi reserves were depleted, and a cloud of Qi flew out of his hand, quickly turning into a vortex.

“AAAAAA!”

If one were to listen closely… ah! What a beautiful and melodic singing!

“Ugh… so much blood…”

Xie Qing grimaced at the sight – the vortex had shredded the bodies of the bandits, sparing no flesh. In the end, after five minutes, all that remained of the group of active bandits were bones with small pieces of meat.

Here is what the technique card looked like:

[Blood Snake Vortex] | [Rank: Elite] | [Description: A Dao technique that allows you to create a vortex with Qi that will shred the bodies of enemies, turning them into mush. Consumes half of Qi, but the spectacle is epic… don’t forget the salt!]

“I got this when I kindly asked a fellow Daoist to lend me his techniques. Who would have thought I’d find gold?” Xie Qing thought with a smile.

On the way, he did not forget to rob the arrogant cultivators. He suppressed his Qi, as did Xie Meiling.

From the outside, they looked like a couple of mortals traveling across the continent. Therefore, for the not-so-smart and observant guys, they became a tasty morsel.

Of course, they were attacked – not once or twice. Xie Qing easily defeated each of them.

“I’ve made a little progress in this feeling,” he thought with a smile: “That’s why I’m walking around like this, to look carefree.”

Defenseless, unarmed, at first glance, a mortal. And also handsome.

“Damn handsome,” Xie Qing tried to parry, but we won’t listen to his opinion.

The slave traders, seeing a carefree handsome man, considered this their absolute victory. And this became their fatal mistake.

Now they are buried under the ground, and Xie Qing is still walking around. Just like that.

Surveying the skeletons of the bandits, Xie Qing shook his head. There were no spatial items with them from the beginning – apparently, they specifically came without them just in case.

So the only thing Xie Qing got was just bare bones. However, he did not have such a strange fetish of collecting the corpses of his enemies.

Therefore, he simply crushed the skeletons and went on. After two hours, they entered a dense forest.

“Wow, the air is so clean here!” Xie Meiling was genuinely surprised and took a deep breath. “Moreover, it smells pleasant and fresh. How unusual.”

“Really? But I feel the smell of shit…” Xie Qing wrinkled his nose and said.

“…”

Xie Meiling rolled her eyes and only slightly giggled at Xie Qing’s stupid joke. Although he was not joking – because of his heightened charm, he clearly felt this pungent smell.

Soon they found a place to wait out the night – it was not necessary for cultivators, but Xie Qing preferred to travel during the day, so it was easy to orientate and also to admire the beauties of the world.

Then, finding a suitable place that was not in an open space and was hidden by the natural generation of the world.

“Is this it?” Xie Qing asked, taking out a tent resembling a toy from the spatial ring.

“Yes, it was expensive, 650 Spiritual Stones,” Xie Meiling replied, raising an eyebrow. “Although I am used to such figures, I dare to assume that even for me it would be a little expensive.”

“Fuck it, in principle. I don’t have a severe lack of money at the moment,” Xie Qing replied, shrugging.

From the sale of Zhang Mei’s bracelet, he earned a million spiritual stones. This was enough to live a hundred years without problems, so he spent money on useful things.

He bought this item from the system store but told Xie Meiling that it was from the market. She believed without question.

Setting up the tent on the ground, it grew to the size of an ordinary tent. And then, entering inside, they saw that the space was noticeably larger than in the outside world.

“Oh… the size of the inner space is 800 square meters,” Xie Meiling was surprised and then added: “I take back my words. This is too cheap for such an item with such space. Moreover, there is furniture here!”

Indeed. The inside was equipped with all conveniences, divided into rooms, and looked more like the inner space of a mansion.

There were many rooms, warehouses, a kitchen, and so on. More than a hundred people could fit comfortably.

This item bore a rather modest name – Cultivator’s Tent, although Xie Qing expected the following options: Immortal Phoenix Tent under the Crescent Moon… or Heavenly Dragon Tent, looking down on the mortal world.

And the item card looked like this:

[Cultivator’s Tent] | [Rank: Elite] | [Description: Cultivator’s tent. Lots of space, lots of luxury. Suitable for an orgy]

“The description is absurd. Keep it up, system!” Xie Qing thought, raising an eyebrow.

One way or another, he first dealt with protective formations – there were many of them. He set up a concealment formation, barrier formation, sound absorption, and so on.

Anyone who approaches the tent will be deceived by the illusion and think that they have wandered off and left. That was a wonderful property.

“Well, I’m done with everything,” Xie Qing thought and then looked out the window… yes, there were windows.

It was dark outside, the stars were twinkling, and the bright moon was hidden behind the clouds.

“Hm. There’s something magical about being away from home and spending the night in a cozy place,” Xie Qing thought and smiled: “Cozy and comfortable!”

Xie Meiling had already prepared a modest dinner by that time – spiritual tea with strawberry-filled pastries.

“Thank you,” Xie Qing thanked her, and then bit into a bun and licked his lips in pleasure: “Finally, some good fucking food!”

“Language,” Xie Meiling scolded him, but there was a satisfied smile on her face: “Eat slowly, the food won’t run away from you.”

“That’s for sure, ma’am!”

***

Third day.

“Do you even know who I am? I am the young master of the-”

“Not interested!”

“GHA!”

Xie Qing looked with boredom at the expensively dressed cultivator, whom his servants were helping to get up – there was only boredom and annoyance on the young man’s face.

After they left the forest, fifty miles away was a city, quite large and worth stopping there for some time.

Xie Meiling and he were sitting in a restaurant, quite expensive, when suddenly this conceited turkey came and tried to flirt with Xie Meiling.

And what about Xie Qing? He’s a simple man. Sees a target – hits the red target, which was the nose of the young master, nobly lying on the ground among the dirt.

“You’d better restrain yourself, scumbag. You’re a fucking nothing, but your speech is so pompous that my ears are ringing,” he said without restraint. Xie Qing was inflicting emotional damage on the young master lying on the ground and even digging in his ears.

“Y-you…”

Although the guards wanted to stand up to Xie Qing, otherwise they would be scolded for uselessness, they could not – their legs were shaking with fear.

Because Xie Qing was a cultivator who was comparable to the first stage of the Soul Nascent. Who could compare with him in this backwater? Few.

“I’ll remember this!” the young master cried arrogantly, as they dragged him away like a sack of potatoes.

“Ha ha! Next time I’ll break your balls, bastard!” Xie Qing shouted in response, and the sudden noise from the conceited turkey subsided.

Xie Meiling watched all this, and she lost her speech at how dirty her son’s language was. However, she did not have to go far – she immediately understood where he had picked up the dirty language from.

“Xu Mei…” Xie Meiling helplessly hit her forehead.

Although this woman was amazing and had good qualities, but her mouth was poisonous and dirty, almost uncultured.

This was passed on to her son. Xie Meiling felt the same as those mothers who raised their sons and made them decent people, and he joined a gang of bandits.

Nevertheless, she was touched. With her strength in the past, she dealt with such situations herself, but it was pleasant to her that someone stood up for her.

Especially if it was her son. She felt proud to have raised a real man.

Very soon they returned to the restaurant and continued to spend time together. Did that young master try to bother them? The answer is no.

He was afraid for his life, which is not surprising – Xie Qing’s power surpassed what this small town could allow.

“Hm?”

On the contrary, in the evening, expensively dressed beautiful maidservants came to him with tribute – these were heavy chests.

“Sir, this is a gift from the city lord as an apology for the rudeness of his son!” one of them said and blushed, helplessly looking into Xie Qing’s boundless and deep eyes.

“Khm-khm!”

However, her cough from Xie Meiling brought her to her senses, and the young woman, blushing, disappeared down the hotel corridors.

Xie Qing twisted the corners of his mouth, looking at his mother.

“Mom, if you’re jealous, just tell me, and I’ll hug you until you forget about it.”

“Eh? I’m not jealous, not at all!”

Xie Meiling was human enough to blush and look away, but thinking a little, she whispered in his ear:

“Massage me tonight, okay?”

“No problem.”

Xie Qing casually covered his blushing ears – they were his weak spot, so even though he didn’t show any reaction, it was too powerful an attack.

“Ha ha ha…”

Xie Meiling laughed heartily when she saw that her prank had succeeded. Then, turning around, she entered her room.

Seeing this, Xie Qing could only shake his head. For a while, they changed places, because usually, it was he who teased the girls.

“But this is not bad either!” he thought.

***

As promised, he came to his mother’s room at night, who was already lying on her stomach, exposing her slender back.

She had completely bared her torso and as soon as she turned around, Xie Qing could see her two beautiful arguments.

“I brought massage oil, the reviews are good, they say the product helps even cultivators relax,” Xie Qing said, entering the room with the oil. He opened the lid, and a pleasant floral scent filled the room. “And it also makes the skin healthy and soft, allowing you to stay young.”

“What a wonderful product!”

Of course, Xie Meiling was excited – she was a woman who took care of her beauty and considered it her pride. In this, they were similar to Xie Qing.

And the oil? He just bought it from the store, it cost only 5 Spiritual Stones. It really did help to rejuvenate the skin, and make it young and soft. Such miracles!

Xie Qing’s fingers sank into Xie Meiling’s soft skin, and she approvingly moaned, feeling the gentle coolness of the ointment and a sensation of lightness on her back.

Xie Qing was diligent – he applied the ointment carefully and without stinginess. He carefully rubbed every part of Xie Meiling’s back.

Eventually, he reached her armpits, and then the area a little lower. He felt the softness of her breasts from the side and did not focus his attention on this area.