The Quest Is Simply To NTR All The Heroes - Chapter 156

Chapter 156: The Molester of the Castle Soul
Kaisen had warped into the forest near Castle Soul, just as Alwyn had said.

‘Fear can indeed be used as a tool.’

He mused, surveying the scene.

Bodies were strewn about like discarded socks after laundry day, all of them naked as the day they were born and utterly unconscious.

Orcs, dwarves, humans—you name it. Once fearsome Night Shades, now they were just part of the décor.

‘Well, I hope you guys get home after we defeat the sexy milf. And hopefully… bang her, if I can.’

He sauntered toward the palace, reminiscing about the first time he had walked into the castle.

Above, the bloody red moon shone brightly, casting an ominous glow over the dark forest.

The lack of guardians or any sound was eerie as hell, like a horror movie set just waiting for the jump scare.

Step, step.

He pushed open the double doors and strutted inside. To one side was a giant crater and the red crimson sphere.

It wasn’t glowing anymore; rather, it looked as dull as his old math teacher’s lectures.

‘What the fuck happened to it?’

The place was eerily deserted, or at least that’s what they wanted him to believe.

The unconscious bodies of the guardians were nowhere to be found, and a small smile crept onto his lips.

‘It’s showtime.’

“Ah, my hands. My dear hands which have groped and kneaded the scrumptious breasts and ass cheeks of Vhalla. Let’s wank off thinking about that feeling, shall we?”

His high-pitched tune echoed through the corridors of the castle like an opera singer who’d had one too many espressos.

It was a trick, of course, to lure in the arrogant and the devout. In a dramatic flourish, he raised his hands.

“Oh, little brother who has defiled the huge lady called Vhalla, I summon you again.”

Zip~

He slowly started to unzip his pants and pull out his “bazooka,” and just as he thought, he suddenly heard a sound from behind him.

Crack~

A familiar crack of the whip echoed through the hall. It was the same whip he’d seen earlier when he entered the castle and took Theodora as his guide.

He sidestepped, letting the whip fly past him and strike the ground, leaving cracks like spiderwebs.

“You… arrogant bastard! How dare you speak of my lady like that?!”

Crack~

Kaisen smiled deviously and sidestepped again, letting the whip pass by.

He slowly turned around, grinning at the woman who looked like she had all the rage to force-stop this game world.

It was the giant woman he had met earlier, the one who could kill with just a glare.

“I shall have your filthy tongue—”

Her words cut off mid-sentence, and her jaw dropped like a trapdoor spider.

Why, you ask?

Because she saw the 10-inch monster just hanging there between his legs, and the way he was looking at her made her more angry, but there was something else in his eyes too.

Something very potent that made her heart beat faster.

The guardian didn’t know this, but what she was feeling from him was his immense lust.

Since he was level 140 and she was only in the level 40s, Kaisen’s lust power was like a 1000-degree fire melting 40-degree ice.

“What? Can’t take your eyes off my little brother, huh?”

He twisted his hips left and right, making his flaccid cock sway like a pendulum. She gulped as she saw the length of it and its thickness.

Her cheeks turned red and she shook her head.

“No. I’m not looking at that disgusting thing! Put that away. I’m here to have your head on a pike for speaking ill of my lady.”

She cracked the whip in the air, readying herself.

“And I’m here to get a head too…but not on any pike, but my pike…”

He didn’t need to ready himself; he was always ready. There’s no way a level 40 could even touch him, let alone beat him.

“Dealing with degenerates like you alone is not wise.”

The guardian declared, and Kaisen could swear she was smiling beneath that helmet.

Suddenly, armored guardians began popping up like popcorn from their hiding spots—one after another until there were about a hundred.

They all circled him, weapons brandished, and he quickly zipped his pants back up. It wasn’t time for that kind of surprise.

“Man, you guys are making this too easy for me,” he chuckled, cracking his neck like a professional wrestler about to jump into the ring. “Now I won’t have to play hide-and-seek with you all.”

The guardians encircled him, but Kaisen wasn’t fazed. He didn’t need to kill them—oh no, that wasn’t his style.

He just needed to touch them.

It was why he’d instructed his friends not to kill any guardians but just knock them out.

If what Alwyn had said was true—and it indeed was—this was his ticket to becoming more powerful than Vhalla herself.

The thought of it made him grin, imagining the day he’d clap Vhalla’s cheeks, both literally and figuratively.

“We were outnumbered by warriors earlier, but a delinquent pervert like you will never defeat us.”

The whip guardian barked again, her voice full of misplaced confidence.

“Alright, alright. You guys outnumber me. I admit defeat.”

Kaisen raised his hands in the air and clasped them behind his head, looking like a mischievous kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

“Surrender? No, no. There’s no surrender here. The only end to this fight is you defeating us—which is unlikely—or us killing you, which is the only true way.”

Another guardian chimed in, her sword glinting menacingly in the moonlight. She was a tad shorter than the whip-wielding guardian but still towered over him.

“Are you sure you don’t wanna show mercy to me? Because if that’s your plan, I won’t show any mercy to you guys.”

Kaisen said with a cheeky grin, closing his eyes as if he were about to take a leisurely nap.

“How arrogant!” someone shouted.

“Kill him now,” another voice demanded.

“Finish this quickly. We need to help our lady,” a third chimed in.

The guardians started murmuring amongst themselves, their voices a cacophony of righteous indignation.

It took the whip guardian raising her hand to silence them.

“How arrogant are you? You are surrounded by hundreds of guardians, locked here with us without any escape, and you still dare to gloat? To threaten?”

Kaisen slowly opened his eyes, and his crimson eyes glowed in the moonlight like two bloody moons, mirroring the ominous orb hanging in the sky.

“Locked in with us, huh? What a joke,” Kaisen said, his words causing a tremor of murmurs through the guardians.

“Ladies, I’m not the one who’s locked in with you sacks of walking lust point farms; it’s you who are locked in with me.”