Trapped in a Secret Marriage with a Dangerous Billionaire - Chapter 61

Chapter 61: The Article After Her Life

TEA TIME GOSSIP EXCLUSIVE

“Spraying Champagne”: The Ultimate Symbol of Excess and Pretentiousness?

Hey, Tea Time Dearests!

Today, we’re spilling the tea on Olivia’s latest luxury venture: “Spraying Champagne.” Yes, you read that right – champagne designed to be sprayed, not sipped. We can’t make this up, folks!

Olivia’s brainchild (or should we say, brain drain?) has left us scratching our heads. Who thought creating a beverage specifically for waste was a good idea? It’s like buying a designer handbag just to use it as a doorstop!

The Price Tag:

A bottle of “Spraying Champagne” will set you back a whopping $300! Half a grand for a drink that’s literally meant to be sprayed away. We could think of a thousand better ways to spend that kind of cash.

The Environmental Impact:

Let’s talk about the elephant in the room – waste. In an era where sustainability is paramount, Olivia’s champagne is an egregious example of excess. Think of the water, grapes, and energy wasted on producing a product meant to be squandered.

The Verdict:

Tea Time Gossip gives “Spraying Champagne” a solid 0/10. It’s a horrible idea, a waste of resources, and a slap in the face to those who actually appreciate fine champagne.

What Do You Think, Darlings?

Share your thoughts! Are you Team Olivia or Team Sanity? Sound off in the comments below!

Stay Tuned:

We’ll be keeping a close eye on this champagne catastrophe. Will Olivia’s reputation bounce back, or will “Spraying Champagne” mark the beginning of the end?

Spill the Tea:

If you have the scoop on Olivia’s next move or want to dish about your own “Spraying Champagne” experience (if you dare!), email us at teatimegossip@gmail.com.

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~Tea Time.

As Stella finished reading, her expression grew stormy, her face paling as she stared at the article. Olivia didn’t need any more cues that things had taken a dark turn. She snatched the tablet from her mother’s hands, her eyes widening with each line.

When she reached the end of the article, Olivia’s knees gave way, and she sank to the floor in her dress, the dream gown pooling around her.

“Why…why does this blogger always find a way to humiliate me?” Olivia’s voice quivered with anger and frustration. “Of all times, she had to do this just days before my wedding! My wedding, Mother!”

Stella sighed, her expression as venomous as her daughter’s, though she managed to keep her voice level. “I thought Xander’s lawsuit would’ve taught her a lesson. Didn’t she face any consequences?”

Olivia gritted her teeth, rage bubbling within her. “Wasn’t Tea Time one of those bloggers Xander took to court? Didn’t he sue her along with the others? How can she still get away with this—her and her snide little comments?”

Stella’s gaze hardened, her voice dripping with contempt. “A blogger without a face, of course. She knows no one can reach her; she knows she can’t be held accountable!”

Olivia’s hands trembled as she gripped the tablet, her once-perfect manicure digging into her palm. “A ‘champagne catastrophe’—that’s what she called my launch. She’s rallying people against me, turning them away from the Spraying Champagne as if it’s some offence against humanity!”

Her voice cracked, as she threw the tablet aside, and the servant quickly picked it up. “This damn woman is after dragging the sales of my champagne! I’m sure Aurora must have paid her off to get revenge on me for snatching Owen! How am I supposed to walk down the aisle like this, knowing she’s making a laughingstock out of me?”

Stella, ever the strategist, crouched down beside her, lifting her chin firmly but gently. “You are marrying into the Scott family. That is the real achievement, Olivia, and your champagne sales will soar! This blog is a temporary distraction, and this nonsense will be forgotten soon.”

Olivia’s lips curled into a faint, bitter smile, her eyes steely. “Mum, people will keep talking if nothing is done about it! We need to silence the noise. Whatever it takes, I won’t let this ruin my wedding.”

“Ma’am, more articles about Missus ‘Spraying Champagne’ are lining up on the timeline,” the servant suddenly announced and almost immediately, Olivia asked for the tablet.

Olivia Swift’s Champagne Disaster: Who Wants to Spray Money Down the Drain?

Grab your teacups, darlings, because today’s tea is piping hot and all over the floor—just like Olivia Swift’s so-called “Spraying Champagne.” Yes, you read that right. Our favourite wannabe mogul, Olivia Swift, has dropped her newest creation onto the world, and let’s just say… it’s more about spraying your cash around than sipping anything delightful.

Let’s dig into what’s bubbling in this bottle of “champagne” Olivia has branded to be sprayed rather than sipped. If you’re thinking it’s a posh new trend, sorry, sweeties, think again. This is a pricey bottle with a single purpose—to be wasted in glorious, effervescent splashes on anyone unfortunate enough to stand nearby. Imagine popping that cork and pouring hard-earned cash onto the floor! Instead of indulging in a refined taste, you’re left with sticky floors, soaked guests, and your money dribbling down the drain.

~Gist Lover.

Our Take: The Ultimate Money-Waster?

Rumor has it Olivia wanted to “reinvent” the party scene with this line. But how many of us really want a drink that’s exclusively for display or, worse, a glorified sprinkler? And Tea Time thinks it’s high time Olivia faced the reality: most party-goers would rather spend on quality champagne to enjoy and toast with, not a bottle to open and toss away!

And speaking of cost… tea spill alert! Each bottle of “Spraying Champagne” reportedly runs upwards of $300—minimum. For that price, you could treat yourself to a delicious champagne that’s actually drinkable, or treat a group of friends to an evening out with something worth savouring.

~Instablog

Public Outcry: Social Media Isn’t Having It!

Word of Olivia’s latest fizz-flop is spreading faster than we can say “Cheers!” Social media is in an uproar. One user calls it the “most wasteful thing since single-use diamonds.” Others are tweeting about how they can’t imagine spending that kind of money on anything they can’t actually enjoy.

So, will Olivia listen to the public? Doubtful! But maybe she’ll take some pointers and leave the novelty party tricks to those who don’t mind rinsing their wallets for a half-second of sparkle.

Our advice? Skip the spray, keep your cash, and find a champagne worth tasting.

~MaryTime Speaks.

Olivia felt dizzy as she read more articles about her champagne and quickly dropped the tablet. And this time around, she actually fainted.