Urban Most Awesome Dad - Chapter 52

Chapter 52: Chapter 52 Sorry But I Only Charge Cost Price_1

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“Daddy, this uncle is so fierce. Maybe we shouldn’t buy the car anymore,” Tongtong said, shaking Xu Fan’s hand and sounding a little scared.

“Don’t be afraid, Tongtong. If you like this logo, we’ll buy this car. This uncle is just a paper tiger. He looks fierce now, but in a minute he’ll be lying on the ground rolling around like a ball,” Xu Fan said confidently as he patted Tongtong’s little head.

“Yay, Tongtong wants to see him roll around like a ball,” Tongtong cheered, waving her little hands cutely.

In her eyes, Manager Xiong had already turned into a human-shaped ball.

Because Daddy had never lied to Tongtong, she had absolute confidence.

Manager Xiong curled his lips disdainfully and glanced at Xu Fan, thinking bitterly, “Just wait until the time is up, and we’ll see who’ll be the ball.”

In less than five minutes, at the entrance of the Audi 4S dealership, Chen Lele came over with two huge paper bags.

From a distance, Manager Xiong saw the egg brand on the bags and immediately exclaimed with joy, “Kid, even if you brought me two baskets of eggs, I still wouldn’t let you off. Get ready to roll out,” he said contemptuously.

“Alright, let’s start the live stream,” Xu Fan said coldly to him.

The two people beside them picked up their phones, opened TikTok live streaming, and aimed the camera inside the 4S dealership, where Xu Lele struggled with two paper bags into the frame.

A few dozen onlookers seemed to sense an enticing scene and gathered around.

“Chen Lele, you’ve worked hard,” Xu Fan said softly to Xu Lele, knowing the two bags of money were heavy.

“It’s no trouble,” Chen Lele replied with a shallow smile toward Xu Fan as he placed the bags on the ground.

“Manager Xiong, why don’t you go over and open them up? These are the eggs I’ve carefully prepared for you. I hope you’ll let me off the hook,” Xu Fan said, somewhat tauntingly, pointing at the two bags.

“Haha, begging me now is too late. As for these stinky eggs, I don’t give a damn,” Manager Xiong said with a full-faced smirk, sticking out his belly and speaking disdainfully to Xu Fan.

“Have a look; there might be a surprise inside,” Xu Fan urged.

“What surprise could there be? I earn tens of thousands a month; I don’t need your stinking eggs,” Manager Xiong said as he strode over to the two bags, looked down on them with contempt, and then gently kicked one of the bags.

A rustle.

Instead of the expected sound of eggs cracking, a pile of pink-glowing hundred-yuan bills slipped out of the bags, scattering on the smooth floor.

“Holy crap! That’s a lot of money!” the people in the hall exclaimed as they saw the stacks of bills falling out of the paper bags, their eyes lighting up instantly.

The two people live streaming with their phones immediately pointed their cameras at the cash on the floor.

Originally, there were only a few hundred viewers in the live stream room, but the moment the paper bags were kicked, the screen filled with a barrage of comments.

“Holy crap… it’s actually money.”

“Damn, the bags are filled with cash, aren’t they afraid of getting robbed?”

“Where is this dealership? I want to go watch…”

“Stupid manager, I want to see you crawl like a dog…”

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Manager Xiong’s face turned to shock, his previously smug expression instantly replaced with one of utter dismay.

“Impossible, impossible, he is just a loser!” Manager Xiong suddenly knelt on the ground, hastily grabbing the paper bags to check them.

Sure enough, from top to bottom, the bags were filled with stacks of cash.

Manager Xiong, still in disbelief, took another bag and found the same thing, filled with pink banknotes.

“Security! Security!” The other two staff members quickly called security over to prevent the large sum of money from causing a disturbance.

Xu Lele was also filled with shock as she looked at the heaps of banknotes on the ground.

She had no idea what the two bags contained just moments ago, only feeling their heaviness. She never expected them to be filled with hundred-yuan notes.

Thinking about how she had just been carrying two bags full of money through the corridor, Chen Lele was terrified. If she had lost those two bags of cash, even selling herself wouldn’t cover Xu Fan’s loss.

Why did Xu Fan trust me so much? So much money, and he dared to let a stranger like me take it. What if I had run off with the cash? Chen Lele looked at Xu Fan, a hint of curiosity in her eyes.

At that moment, Xu Fan casually strolled over to where Manager Xiong was on the ground picking up the money, and, looking down at him with a teasing tone, said, “Manager Xiong, these two bags of ‘eggs’ didn’t disappoint you, did they?”

Manager Xiong looked up, his face filled with resentment, and said, “Impossible, why do you have so much cash? Are you just trying to make a fool of me!”

“Still so defiant in the face of death,” Xu Fan retorted coldly. “What did you say before? If I brought the payment for the car, you would crawl out the door for me. Well, the money is here. Isn’t it time for you to start crawling out?”

“No! I can’t crawl!” Manager Xiong spread his arms and gestured to the people live streaming on either side, waving at them not to broadcast his face.

Unfortunately for him, the two people saw their live stream audience increase by thousands in a moment and were thrilled, not paying any attention to Manager Xiong’s requests. They watched gleefully as viewers spammed comments and bullet chats, with some urging Manager Xiong to crawl faster, promising to send gifts if he did.

Looking at Xu Fan up close, Manager Xiong wanted to deny everything but found no way out. Suddenly, he spotted the price tag on the Audi S7 and yelled at Xu Fan, “I need to count the money. Whether there’s enough to buy the car is still in question. I haven’t counted it, so I can’t possibly crawl out.”

“Fine, call your finance personnel over to count the money,” Xu Fan said to a staff member behind him.

Before long, two accountants came over, packed the money into the bags, and took it behind the counter to start counting.

The accountants used both hands and feet, constantly stuffing stacks of notes into the bill counter and jotting down the numbers. Soon, the total was clear.

A full 1 million yuan.

Upon hearing this news, the once-grounded Manager Xiong cheered, instantly scrambling to his feet.

“Hahaha, You don’t have enough to buy the car. I don’t need to crawl out. It’s you who should be crawling,” laughed Manager Xiong, almost ecstatic with joy.

“Who said my money wasn’t enough?” Xu Fan said to Chen Lele, “Call your supervisor over, I need to have a few words with him.”

After hearing Xu Fan, Chen Lele turned around and called out the dealership supervisor.

Seeing the supervisor appear, Xu Fan spoke up, “My name is Xu Fan, and I’ve come to buy this S7 today. Although the car is priced at 1.3 million, I believe there should be a discount for someone like me, right?”

“What?” the supervisor exclaimed. “You’re Mr. Xu Fan himself! Please have a seat, please sit down. Xiao Chen, go get the car-purchase contract. And Xiao Li, what are you standing there for? Quickly, pour some water for Mr. Xu Fan.”