Villain MMORPG: Almighty Devil Emperor and His Seven Demonic Wives - Chapter 1469

Chapter 1469: Fuming
Villain Ch 1469. Fuming

Allen glanced down, leaning back comfortably against his chair as the gentle vibrations of the foot massager worked their magic beneath him. He’d almost forgotten how good it felt to have proper circulation again. Whoever invented this thing deserved a medal.

A quiet ping from his phone interrupted his reflection. He picked up his phone, casually unlocking it with his thumb. As expected, the group chat with the girls had a new notification. He smiled faintly before opening it, knowing exactly what he’d find.

Zoe: Still alive, Devil Emperor?

Bella: Or are we planning your funeral already?

Allen snorted softly, a smirk curving his lips as he quickly tapped out a reply.

Allen: Still kicking, somehow. Kai’s foot massager is reviving me.

The replies came swiftly, popping up one after another with rapid-fire precision.

Larissa: Good. We weren’t sure if you’d ever walk again.

Alice: Just wanted to make sure we didn’t break you permanently.

Vivian: I’m pretty sure he’s too stubborn to break.

Allen chuckled softly, shaking his head. They always managed to blend teasing and concern into one seamless, chaotic mess.

Then Shea jumped in, her message making Allen pause.

Shea: Seriously though, Allen. If you need a proper therapist—like a massage therapist—I know someone. Really good. I can send him to your place.

Allen stared at the screen blankly for a moment, imagining explaining to an actual professional massage therapist exactly why his legs felt like rubber. Nope. That was one humiliation too many.

He quickly typed his response.

Allen: Thanks Shea, but I’ll pass. I’m good now, promise.

Shea: Your loss. He’s got magic hands.

Allen shook his head, exhaling through his nose. “Magic hands,” he muttered. He was half-tempted, but his pride had suffered enough for one day.

His phone buzzed again.

Jane: So, are we logging in today or giving you a rest day?

Allen considered it. “Just finished lunch,” he mumbled, staring at his nearly empty plate. Grilled chicken, quinoa, some greens that tasted better than they looked—it had done its job.

Allen: I’ll be online soon. Just catching up on forum drama first.

Jane replied with a quick thumbs-up emoji, and Allen exited the group chat to open the Hell’s Gate official forums. He took a sip of water, leaning comfortably into his chair as the gentle buzzing beneath his feet continued to soothe his aching muscles.

The forums loaded swiftly, the familiar dark and flame-embellished layout greeting him. Almost immediately, two hot threads caught his attention.

Allen’s eyebrows rose in genuine interest. “Oh, looks like things got interesting.”

He tapped the first thread, reading quickly.

[Hot Topic] Mac and Order of Valiance DESTROYED Two Bosses + 3 Mini-Bosses in Eternal Night!! RARE ARMOR DROP CONFIRMED!

OP: CrimsonKnight

“HOLY HELL GUYS!!! Last night’s raid was straight-up legendary. Mac led the full Order of Valiance squad through TWO massive boss fights AND THREE mini-bosses in the Eternal Night Dungeon without a single wipe. That coordination? *Chef’s kiss emoji*

Confirmed by the loot logs: Mac landed BOTH final blows and pulled a rare-tier class armor drop from the second boss—some crazy synergy piece made just for his build. Bro’s not just MVP… he’s Final Boss tier now. Anyone got the clip?? Thoughts?? LET’S GO!”

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FluffyDragon: Not even surprised. That team synergy was smoother than butter on hot toast. Mac’s shot calls are S-tier. The whole run looked like a scripted cinematic.

ShadeSlayer: Mac vs. Devil Emperor WHEN??? I’m BEGGING. I want to see that armor tested in a real PvP clash.

Nightfall101: Heard from someone in the guild that the armor’s got a passive that reflects status debuffs?? Like bruh—good luck CC’ing this man now.

DPS_Goblin: They cleared the entire dungeon in under 40 minutes. UNDER. FORTY. Bro, our guild still wipes on the first hallway pull.

SoftCrit: I saw the stream—Mac’s movement was unreal. He parried the boss’s enrage combo like he had predictive script running.

ManaMommy: Okay but can we talk about the team healer? That clutch double-rez while tanking AoE bleed was insane. Respect to the backline too.

RogueSnacc: Not gonna lie, I main rogue and I still cheered when he landed that final blow. Mac earned that armor.

ValkRemix: Mac’s new armor lowkey looks like it was forged inside a dying star. Whoever designed it? Give them a raise.

PvPWhen: I hope this means Order of Valiance is joining the upcoming Ranked PvP tournament. I NEED to see Mac and Father^Alex vs the Devil Emperor.

CrimsonKnight (OP): Update: Clip is up! Check the VOD timestamp 1:27:55 for the double-boss takedown. Mac’s finisher move had animations I haven’t even unlocked yet??

Allen let out a thoughtful hum. Elio’s rep had been solid before, but lately, he was turning into a legend. Especially after Sophia left his guild. Allen had to admit, he respected the skill—even if Elio remained a rival.

He backed out and clicked the next popular thread, taking another casual bite of his lunch as he read.

[Breaking News] Celestial Vanguard secures ultra-rare crafting material! Father^Alex’s Epic Staff Incoming!

OP: MysticHealer22

“Guys, massive news just dropped from the Highreach Abyss raid. Red_King’s squad from Celestial Vanguard pulled off an insane run last night, cleared the entire dungeon on Nightmare difficulty, and secured the legendary crafting material Heart of Eternal Bloom. It’s super rare—only drops once per raid lockout, and only on NM+ runs.

The kicker? Mastercraft confirmed he’s already started forging a staff specifically for Father^Alex. Word is it’s going to be a hybrid regen + burst heal build with unique passives. If even half the rumors are true, it’s gonna completely shift the healer meta. Healers, brace yourselves. This is THE staff we all dream about.”

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CrystalMage: Damn. Father^Alex already heals like crazy. With that staff? He’s officially the best healer on the server.

Tankzilla: I’d raid a lava dungeon barefoot if Father^Alex is healing me. Man’s a literal walking safety net.

SaltyCleric: Bruh, I’ve been trying to get that drop for three weeks. Of course they get it first.

SwordSaint90: Mastercraft’s gear never disappoints. Whatever he’s crafting? It’s gonna have passive effects AND a custom enchant, guaranteed.

WraithRun: Betting now—Yora is gonna scream when she finds out. She’s been flexing her Mythic staff for months.

DruidMaiden: Yora already tweeted a passive-aggressive “Grats on the flower drop” LMAO, she’s fuming.

GhostMancer: Honestly? Props to Celestial Vanguard. They’ve been killing it with team comps. Red_King is underrated as a raid lead.

DivineTouch: That staff’s going to break PvP. Father^Alex is already hard to kill in the arena. Imagine him with self-regen and AoE burst heals…

PotatoMage42: Can we start a petition to nerf Celestial Vanguard’s luck? Please?

SupportLifePls: I’m switching guilds. I don’t care. I want to be part of that kind of loot luck.

PixelSniper: Just imagine what that staff’s name will be. Something dramatic like “Evergarden’s Embrace” or “Sanctuary of Blooming Light.”