Villain MMORPG: Almighty Devil Emperor and His Seven Demonic Wives - Chapter 1585

Chapter 1585: Rawr~ Come and Play With Me (Magic Castle Bonus)
Villain Ch 1585. Rawr~ Come and Play With Me (Magic Castle Bonus)

She exhaled.

The succubi were already on the move, hips swaying with lethal intent, voices purring like honeyed knives.

“Oooh, look at you boys~ So tense~ Want me to rub it out?”

A sultry red-haired one blew a kiss—literally. A glowing heart-shaped projectile zipped through the air and hit a dual-dagger rogue square in the face. His eyes spiraled, and he giggled like a schoolboy before collapsing into a dazed crouch.

“I got one~!” she squealed, spinning in the air.

Arcana growled. “Resist their charm spells! Eyes forward!”

But it was too late for some.

Another succubus landed in front of a brawny spear-user, pressed her breasts against his weapon shaft, and whispered, “Mmm~ is this your pole, or you have a bigger one down there~?”

He froze. Literally just… stopped. Face burning, brain melting.

Then her claws raked across his gut—fast, efficient, sexy.

Elio slammed his shield into one who was giggling mid-pounce.

She went flying, flipped three times, and landed on her ass with a dramatic moan.

“Ahhh~ Please be gentle~” she whined.

Elio winced. “Oh, come on.”

Red_King swung his sword hard, bisecting a silver-winged succubus mid-laugh.

She died with a moan so drawn out and theatrical, it echoed like a climax in a p0rn video.

“Ahhhh—yes~!” she cried.

Red_King just stood there, stunned.

“What… the actual fuck did I just do?”

He stumbled back. “I—AHHH! I can’t concentrate!”

Another one dropped from above, wrapped her legs around a berserker’s face, and whispered, “Rawr~ come and play with me, handsome~”

His legs gave out instantly. “I… I think I love her,” he murmured, falling to his knees.

Arcana swung his blade with righteous fury, cleaving through two at once. “FOCUS, DAMMIT!”

Sophia stood at the back, rolling her eyes hard. “This is ridiculous. I’m surrounded by idiots.”

Azura was already flipping over a lunging succubus, blades slicing her side before vanishing in shadow. “These things aren’t even that strong! They’re just… distracting!”

“Distraction is a weapon~” one succubus cooed, licking her lips. “Want to see my other blades, sweetheart~?”

While Gil… Oh, he was grinning like a lottery winner.

He was flat on the ground, pinned between the thighs of a dark-skinned succubus with white hair and a wink so powerful it should’ve been nerfed. Her thighs flexed just enough to lock around his head with terrifying skill—equal parts deadly and disturbingly enjoyable.

“Gil!” Elio shouted, shield bashing a giggling succubus away from a dazed caster. “Get the fuck up! Focus, goddammit!”

Gil didn’t even try to move. His eyes were half-lidded, a goofy idiot grin plastered across his face as his hands flopped at his sides like he’d ascended to horny nirvana.

“I don’t mind dying like this, man… I’m in heaven already…”

The succubus above him blew a kiss that left a literal lipstick mark glowing on his forehead. “You’re so cute when you beg~”

“I am begging,” Gil muttered dreamily. “Please don’t stop…”

Elio’s face twisted like he just drank spoiled mana. “Seriously?! Have some dignity!”

Gil chuckled, voice breathless. “Nah… my dignity’s on leave. It’ll be back… later…”

A nearby monk-class player—clearly overwhelmed with envy at Gil’s blissed-out expression—dropped to his knees, fists clenched.

“It should’ve been me! Not him!” he wailed, voice cracking with desperate frustration.

Not far from them, Arcana cleaved through a pair of succubi attempting a tag-team “ride and slash” maneuver. Their last words were a drawn-out cry of, “Harder~” before they shattered sparkles, as if orgasming their way into the afterlife.

“I swear to the system…” Arcana growled, yanking his sword free from a heart-shaped aura field, “this is a damn brothel raid.”

Meanwhile, James and Noah were snapping. Literally.

“Eyes up, Noah!” James barked. “Stop looking at the jiggly bounce!”

“I’M NOT LOOKING AT ANYTHING!” Noah shouted back. “My arrows just keep slipping—”

“Oh really? ‘Cause your aim sucks now!”

“YOU WANNA GO?!”

“WE ARE GOING!”

Their arrows continued flying—only now they were trying to out-snipe each other, not the enemy.

Back in the chaos, Red_King backed into Azura, breathing hard, sword slick with blood. “Why are they moaning when I hit them? Why are they moaning?!”

A succubus lunged at Elio with a squeal, claws high, yelling, “Take me~!” before she caught a full uppercut from Elio’s shield that sent her flying over a gravestone.

Red_King turned to Azura, eyes wide. “I swear if one more of them calls me daddy, I’m logging off.”

“No, you’re not,” Azura deadpanned, slicing a thigh-obsessed succubus off another rogue. “You die with us. In shame.”

Across the field, one succubus licked her claws, bent over with a purr, and wiggled her ass at Father^Alex. “Holy boy~ bless me harder~”

Alex’s healing spell fizzled in his hands. “Oh my gods,” he whimpered, turning beet red. “Nope—nope. I need a shower. I need holy water and a goddamn fire hose.”

And still, Gil was pinned, smiling.

Elio yelled again. “GIL!”

Gil just sighed, “Don’t wait for me…”

“I’M GOING TO WAIT FOR YOU, YOU IDIOT!”

Father^Alex was channeling healing prayers as fast as he could, sweat rolling down his face, lips shaking as another tank collapsed from a ‘kiss-induced’ stun.

“I am a man of faith, I am a man of faith,” he muttered over and over.

Red_King tried to rally with a spin attack, taking down two more, both of whom squealed as they died.

“Oh~ Daddy~!”

Red_King actually screamed. “I’M GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES FOR WEEKS!”

One succubus ran at Mastercraft, licking a heart-shaped dagger. “Let me carve your name into my thighs~”

He blinked once, then swung his axe in a brutal arc, slamming the flat side into her midsection with a crunch. She went flying into the nearest wall like a ragdoll, thudding hard enough to crack stone.

“No,” he muttered, already turning back to the fight.

Azura danced across the battlefield, stabbing one in the back. “How many more?!”

“Too many!” Arcana shouted. “They keep respawning!”

“Why?!” Elio grunted as he shoved a clawed one off a healer.

“They’re a stall tactic!” Arcana shouted. “They’re not supposed to kill us—they’re just buying time!”

And they were.

Because the Succubus Queen?

She was gone.

But her voice lingered. A haunting laugh that echoed through the cursed land like velvet poison.

“I hope you enjoy my girls~ They do love a good moan-filled massacre~”